We accept $$CASH$$ , MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS & others
Installments are negotiable
All prices are in Afghani Rupias and do not include GST:
IEAFC Jersey
Classic/Home/Away/Alternative
RRP $89.95
IEAFC Shorts
Baggy/Home/Away/Hotpants
RRP $24.95
*Limited Edition*
Authentic Matthew J. Gutman series
Ugh Boots
RRP $39.95
Tippex embroided used targ�t track Pants
RRP $99.95
IEAFC Coffee Mug
RRP $9.95
IEAFC Breakfast Cereal: "The Choice of Champions" (Use By 30/02/2003)
Puff wheat/malt/halal
RRP $4.95
The history of IEA FC (2003, Fahrtash et. al, 2 pages, Unreputable publications, Sydney City Souvenirs)
RRP $4.95
IEAFC Briefs/Y-Fronts/Boxers
RRP 3.95
* Hot price! *
IEAFC G-Strings
Tigerlily, Crocodile, Fuschia
RRP $1.95
IEAFC Condoms - strawberry, lemon, chocolate, semen
RRP $.95 ea
* Clearance!!! *
IEAFC Used condoms
RRP $5.00
* as used and recommended by chandra and austin *
IEAFC Swedish (IKEA) penis enlarger
RRP $149.95
IEAFC beauty products range
RRP $8.95 ea
* ViDEO EZY SPECIAL *
"The Making of the IEA Website"
DVD/VHS (Running time 10 min.)
RRP $49.95
* all good record stores *
IEAFC Greatest Hits/Goals
RRP $19.95 ea
Rest assured with our MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
We absolutely GUARANTEE not to give you your money back!
14 days interest free*!
~ talk to Farzan about non-monetary
'payment'
*Starts 14 days before purchase
# Stay tuned for the Wet T-Shirt Competiition that's soon about to start
# We will also give the female fans of our great club the chance to spend a whole weekend with the player(s) of their choice ! Just rock up to the next match and solve the mystery puzzle and the man of your dreams could be yours for a weekend.*
We will keep you updated with all other promotions & competitions, only here at the club that caters for everyone ...
*Note: Players may refuse this promotion. Players may not be authentic; in that case a complimentary plastic doll player of your choice will be sent to you.