| What Would The Real Jesus Do? |
| ok people it's time for some advice! i am going to offer my professional services to all of my earthbound brothers and sisters who just need a helping hand or a friend to talk to so please email all your questions to me by clicking on the email link at the bottom of this home page! |
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| Our first question comes from bikiniQUEEN, who writes Hi jesus, i'm 14 and I don't have my period yet is this normal? Hi Bikini, I don't know much about women problems remember my mom was a little weird in that department but im sure that other girls have the same problem maybe you can find someone in your church or in an internet chat room to help you with your problem let me know if that helps PS are you hot? haha j/k! |
| Jiminy3425 Asks hey jesus, good to see you finally got a webpage thanks! Anyway, I'm a guy so how come I'm developing breasts? well nancy, i don't think you're being very up front with me here, if the J is going to help, the J needs all the facts. if you're developing a fine set of juggs, maybe you're not as much of a man as you thought, and it might just be time to buy some pumps!! |
| anon writes Dear Jesus, is it ok that my breasts are different sizes?? Dear anon, it doesn't matter as long as the sizes in question are BIG! send pix pls thx! |
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| Dear Jesus Am I still a virgin if I'm using tampons? Confused Dear Confused, no |
| more questions can be emailed to jesus by clicking the email! |
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| Jesus, I just got this big old pimple on my ass. Should I pop it or let it heal? -"Bursting" to know Well bursting, i think you should definitely let it heal unless it starts to look like a third cheek, and then you can use your own discretion if you want 2 know what i would use, we have these great holy lances up here but you probably can't find those at home depot so maybe a needle just run it under hot water first jesus |
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| everybody walk the dinosaur |
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