| My diary plus things that piss jesus off! |
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| I am looking at YOU you are hot |
| July 31s t in the year of me 2001 well today was a pretty good day, i got out of bed at about ten am, that'd be about 11 am earth time i guess.. puttered around in the lawn for a while, it was a nice day. dad wanted me to go out and pick up sticks so he could mow, but i fooled him and just picked up the big ones he won't see the small sticks. so i am hearing a lot about these people called scientologhosts down there on earth, and i just want to let you guys know that they prolly won't make you smarter theyll just take your money haha lol!! sorta like the church to me!! hahaa like i see any of that money, dad doles it out in small amounts so i can't do much with it but i saved up enuff for this puter! but it's kewl i met a really kewl girl on yahoo that i talked to. i went into the christian chat last night just trying to spread some cheer and stuff but they didn't like me, this one dude who talked in big rainbow letters (let's not forget who MADE rainbows, jackass) kept sayin stuff like 'DON'T BELIEVE HIM GUYS IT IS NOT JESUS' im so glad that rainbow man is a jesus expert i was watching that new show FEAR FACTOR today and i couldn't believ it they actually made people eat buffalo testicles i know that dad made everything and therefor everything must be good but come on people these are balls i just know that would have cost me the fifty grand cause i don't eat nuts i healed a leper today i love those guys Current Mood: pious |
| THINGS THAT PISS JESUS OFF so this george bush fella really thinks that he and i are buds or somthing and in reality we've never met, sure he's called my name several million times when he was pukin his guts out over some texas toilets but thats about the extent of our conversations i just wish he would leave me alone and start making the place down there a little better i mean jesus (haha i love that!) so i was hanging out with luke and mark today and they were all talking about abraham and saying that he was talking crap about them and i said back to them that they were talking crap about abraham and how is that any different and they sayd something about how it is okay when said crap has already been said but i dont know thats why i turn the other cheek and they would do good to do the same but if you asked them theyd probaby say turn the other ass-cheek because those guys suck well thats all for today come back soon!!! |
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| haha look wher ethey put my hand it is almost you know i always get a kick out of all the pics people make of me like i'd be wearing that old thing i have enuff money to buy all the men's wearhouses in the world and then some |
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| that's right im still lookin at you |
| haha watch me shock this one BZZZZT!! |
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| hi my name is jesus too but im not the son of god instead i sell acura! |
| i'd like to buy one please |
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| I love saturday afternoons!! |
| baby says me too!! |
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| hubba hubba but not like the gum oh i guess that's hubba bubba!! nevermind lol! |
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