| ADVICE page 2! |
| hello jesus i am the advice hog |
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| hello jesus, can christians have oral sex? signed, curious dear curious, you sure can just look at jimmy swaggart and jim baker two devout christians who sure do llike to get their hogs muched and i say more power to them (except they were struttin around on their wives at the time, but in the case of jim who could blame him??) i think a lot of christians would be alot less cranky thats for sure! hope that helps! |
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| i don't like hogs you go away advice hog!! |
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| here i am wrestling with my friend josh that sure was a good day too bad we had to explain why our clothes were all wet hahaha!! |
| hey jesus, when a guy touches you in a joking manner is it sexual harrassment?? -touched hey touched, well that all depends did he touch you on your wrist or your hoo-haas? if it is your hoo-haas then you shouldnt be afraid to give him a good smack in the toothbox unless he accompanied the touching with a humorous HAWNK HAWNK and then thats pretty much ok |
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| i don't know how come i get this when i search for JESUS CHRIST on google but i will post it anyway |
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| hello jack! if anyone can give me advice on girls its you why hello jesus but of course i and-ah my brother bobby would be delighted to-ah help you out! awesome!! |
| how come he doesn't like calling or talking on the phone? he says he likes me and that he doesn't want to break up but the only time we talk is when we are face-to-face i think he is pulling away from me. am I wrong what should I do? oh no! i recommend you make a fake internet girl account and try and trick him into having cyber because this is a cut and dried case of INTERNET HO-BOY when you are talking to him on the phone listen for pauses and the suttle sound of typing thats when he is talking to those sluts!! kick this one to the curb hunny there are more fish in the sea refer to footnote! |
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| a graphical representation of your boyfriend and his internet ho-train! |
| Another installment of WHAT PISSES JESUS OFF! i really wish that mrs fields cookies were cheaper come on three bucks plus for a few lousy cookies that is highway robbery |
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| i dont think the good book fills him with much joy |
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| some scientific study sez this is what i might have looked like! come on eggheads do you really think dad would have made me look like yakov smirnoff?? what a country! |
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