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My wife, Patricia, and I

We have scanned your computer and found that . Your offensive and defensive capabilities are inadequate to withstand us. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.



nuqneH (What do you want) weakling human? You have invaded the realm of Qo'noS, the homeworld of the Klingon Empire! In the name of Kahless, you will be gutted like the petaQ you are! Unfortunately, my Supreme Chancellor Martok has informed me that you are allowed to explore our glorious planet. Maybe we can get one of the ghojmoq (nurse) to...babysit you while you are here. Ha Ha Ha Ha! You human targ's have no sense of humor.

While you are here, you are cautioned to stay clear of the bak'leth and klin'za tournaments; we do not wish you to faint at the sight of blood. These are the places you are forbidden to venture: the K'tanga shipyards, the Praxis moon, or any Ascension Chamber. Failure to abide by this edict will mean the immediate transfer to rura'pente, the Klingon mining planet where it is 20 degrees below zero in the summer; ask your Dr. McCoy and Captain Kirk about it. Oh, I am sorry, Capt. Kirk has passed on.....you pathetic clobfly!

You may visit the Star Trek Faq sheet, the Christian Insights page, the Dragon Ball Z page, and the Resume page; you may also download 7 pictures of the weakling human Dontrell, the foster son of the tr'zaH who created this page! Music is also provided by the puny human in Quicktime 4.0 and midi, but a Klingon opera would be preferred. I suggest you e-mail or sign the questbook of this insignificant life-form.

Now get out of my sight before I throw you in the same cell as that poor excuse for a Klingon, Torell! qapla, weakling human!


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  I was born in Tuscaloosa, AL to 2 wonderful parents. After graduating Central High School in 1981, I attended Stillman College located about 5 miles from the University of Alabama. While at Stillman, I became interested in computers and Star Trek. I received a BS Degree in Computer Science in 1985 and a few months later, started work as a Cartographer, map maker, for the Defense Mapping Agency in Louisville, KY. While in Louisville, I attended the University of Louisville where I studied Astronomy and Assembler. Being a Cartographer was not to my liking so I decided to go to college at the George Washington University in Washington, DC in 1988. While I was in school, I still worked for DMA but I was not doing Cartography anymore, thank the Lord. After a year of graduate studies, I stayed in Washington and started work with the DMA site in Bethesda, MD (now called National Imagery and Mapping Agency) as a Computer Specialist in 1989. In 1993, I met my beautiful wife and her 3 terrific children. In 2000, I joined Raytheon as Senior Database Administrator.


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