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The Deluxe Insta-Gor Master Kit The Deluxe Insta-Gor Free Woman Kit
How to be a Pleasing Slave: A Remedial Course
The Deluxe Insta-Gor Slave Kit
The Deluxe Insta-Gor
Master Kit
This kit guarantees you the raw sensual power that is needed to be a Master.
         Comes with the following:
Tarn Goad Kurt
Collar Real Imitation Branding Iron
Sword
Secret, Master, Decoder Ring
Official I.R.A. Gorean Membership Certificate (Suitable for framing)
and the Official Tarl Cabot Action Hero Doll
Order before July 1, and you will get a free T-shirt proclaiming
" I.R.A. Gorean"

Only $129.95 for the ENTIRE package!
Extra Collars (for that enthusiastic Master in your life)
$15.99
Swords can be upgraded,   $5.00 an inch.

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The Deluxe Insta-Gor
Free Woman Kit
This kit is perfect for  the woman who wants to submit but hates being naked.
Comes with the following:
Veils to cover your face
One-Size-Fits-All Robes of Concealment
Secret FW Decoder Ring
Dainty feminine knife
Collar (a slightly larger collar that that in the Insta-Gor Masters Kit to fit around the neck of the subby male in your life.)
Official I.R.A. Gorean Membership Certificate (Suitable for framing)
and the Official Talena Barbie Doll, complete with accessories
Order before July 1, and you will get a free T-shirt proclaiming
"I am Free Woman, I  Submit to No Man";

Only $129.95 for the ENTIRE package!
Replacement veils in  case you are face stripped.
$15.99
Robes of concealment  that cover your hands while you type  for the online only Free Woman
$24.99

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The Deluxe Insta-Gor Slave Kit
This kit is perfect for  the kajira that exists in every woman and some men.
       Comes with the following:
White Slave Silks (you have to earn red silks, they must be given to you by a Master, or Mistress, but everyone knows that) Months supply of slave wine
Months supply of slave gruel A gold belly chain
Official I.R.A. Gorean Membership Certificate (Suitable for framing)
A book describing in detail how to karta as this position is not found in the books by John Norman, a gross oversight on his part.
Order before July 1, and  you will get a free T-shirt proclaiming either
"Uncollared and Dripping" or "Collared and Lovin' It";

Only $129.95 for the ENTIRE package!

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How to be a Pleasing Slave:
A Remedial Course
This kit has fill in the blank serves that will seemingly come from your heart, and step by step instructions on how to dance, serve, and please a man. All   the positions are detailed and illustrated. A handy thesaurus of words to describe your tall thin lithe luminous glowing body is included. A self test will help you know if you are ready to be with a man or not.
Chapters include:
The Proper use of A/all
On My Knees and Dripping
when to capitalize He Him and His Dancing Made E-Z
How to Manipulate A Master Into Giving You His Collar
What Kalana goes with Bosk
and much much more...
This Course only
$69.95
Real imitation Rub on Kefs
available in brand or tattoo,
$19.95 for a package of 6
Slave Union Cards
$15.99
Coin Box
plastic 4.99
wood 14.99

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