me: ummm unowned.
Master: I need a slave to work for me, but I can't pay you. do you want to relocate?
me: ummm no.
Master: I guess you're not a real slave then, real slaves work for the pure pleasure of pleasing their owner.
me: I ummm need to pay for housing and food and things
Master: You can get a second job for that.
me: oh!! where do i sign up.
Master: have you seen my picture?
me: yes.
Master: So so you think you could serve me?
me: well since submission is wholey based on how you look, let me think and I'll make up my mind.
Master: I am a real Master.
me: good, I am glad, the imaginary ones are scary
Master: Ha! I like a slave with a sense of humour.
me: that would be me.
Master: I am not a Master in real life though.
me: I can't serve someone who is funnier than i am.
Master: I require my slave to be wet 24/7/365.
me: oh? can I send you to amazon.com where you can find a book on female physiology.
alternate answer: you keep your slave in the tub?
Master: i require a girl to shave her head when she is mine.
me: oh.
Master: I also am real, and I don't want to waste time, so I require girls to move to me within 6 weeks.
me: realistic of you.
Master: are you interested?
me: no.
Master: are you a real Gorean like i am?
me: yes Master.
Master: so what silk level are you? and what kind of slave are you?
me: unowned red silk I lost my virginity at 17.
Master: what does that have to do with what silk level you are?
me: um.. okay.
Master: I want to know the important things about you, slave, like your age, and your weight and your bra size.
me: and my submission??
Master: we'll talk about that later.
me: or not.
Master: I don't usually do this for Gorean girls, because I don't think they are worth it, but, I would like you to become part of an elite group of milking slaves, who will be both manually and electronically milked, after being hormonally stimulated to produce milk.
me: While, I am mooooooooooved, Master, here's my beef, I don't do drugs of any sort.
Funny, he never messaged back.
(... After 15 minutes conversation, the following took place... )
Master: I am seriously considering you, slave. That being the case, I require nude pictures of you. Send them, harta, kajira.
me: Master, i do not have such pictures, but I do have pictures of my shaved pussy, would that be okay?
Master: yes, slave, send them now so we can continue.
me: yes Master, thank you.
(.. click the here to see the pictures sent... he mustn't have approved, again, this Master never messaged back)