| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| 20 Ways The World Could End ~ Natural Disasters - 1. Asteroid impact 2. Gamma-ray burst 3. Collapse of the vaccum 4. Rogue black holes 5. Gian solar flares 6. Reveral of Earth's magnetic field 7. Flood-basalt volcanism 8. Global epidemics Human-Triggered Events - 9. Global warming 10. Ecosystem collapse 11. Biotech disaster 12. Particle accelerator mishap 13. Nanotechnology disaster 14. Enviromental toxins Willful Self-Destruction - 15. Global war 16. Robots take over 17. Mass insanity A Greater Force Is Directed Against Us - 18. Alien Invasion 19. Divine intervention 20. Someone wakes up and realizes it was all a dream For more information about these topics, go to the Thanks! page, and click on the website, 20 Ways The World Could End... |
| Benefits of Being a Woman ~ We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend's clothing make us lookcute and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Free drinks, free dinners. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves. We can congratulate a teamate without ever touching her butt. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolatereally can solve our problems. We'll never regret peircing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We know which glass is ours by the lipstick mark. |
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| The Piggy Truck has been sighted!!! (yes, this is a REAL pic one of my friends took!!!) |