Ah, my nowhere page.
"The road to nowhere leads to me"
Ozzy - The Road to Nowhere
All Hail The Glory Of Hypnotoad
"Fat as the queen of sea cows is a pretty cool title"
-Holly
For a second there, I thought that Davey Jones was going to be a
giant crawdad"
"I was feeling vindicated"
"Then we saw that he was a half squid half crawdad thing"
"that sucked"
-Holly about Davey Jones in the new Piratees movie
"That's it, you're getting a cat time-out"
-Holly, to MIA
"Tyler! Stop picking on Panzer!"
-Holly, telling the cat to leave the dog aalone.
"We just shelled our own house... we are now formally
rednecks"
-Holly, regarding a fireworks incident
"Don't sass me, cat!"
-Holly, to MIA
"If that's tacky, Davey Jones (the crawdad) is the KING of
tacky!"
"Viva Las Vegas baby!"
-Holly, talking about aquarium decor
"Naughty fish!"
-Holly, scolding a fish
"My phalanges are cold"
-Holly
"Well, they ARE!"
-Holly, regarding the above
"The newt is a jerk, end of story!"
-Holly, regarding her biting newt
"It's like getting bit by a gummy worm dammit!!"
-Holly, telling someone to stop whining abbout his newt bite
"I ain't that Catholic"
-Rob, regarding having 7 kids
"We need ribbon to hang the guys without thingies"
-Holly regarding Christmas ornaments
"sour cream and root beer makes your tongue tingle"
-Holly while eating tacos and drinking root beer
(it really does, try it!)
Karen: how do you spell hierarchy?
Holly: h ..... i ..... e ...I don't know ... r ... a .... .... c ..... k ....
*trails off in laughter*
"does that understand .... yeah .... that sentence totally understands me"
-Holly, a slip of tongue
"I
forgot to put the water bottles in the fridge ... actually,
I forgot to put the water in the bottles, and I forgot to put the bottles in the
fridge,
if you want to get technical about it."
-Holly on preparing lunch
"I'm going to post in the fit and healthness forum ...
fit and healthness forum ... oh god ..."
-Holly, still laughing hysterically, mind you
"I feel the need to start singing the spoken word version of "rocket man"
because I'm not the man that they think I am at home oh no,
I'm a rocket man!"
-Holly, in a really good mood
"Where's my [work] shirt? ... *pause* ... Oh yeah, I'm wearing it."
-Holly
"I don't care, I have buttons on here that kills them as far as I know."
-Holly, in reference to the perverts who mmessage people randomly on Yahoo
"Seriously, it sounds like a German shepherd is singing it....
*howls like a dog for a few seconds*
Panzer could do a better job." (Panzer is a German Shepherd)
-Holly, in reference to the song "Youu Look Wonderful Tonight"
"oooohhh....
dinosaurs, found eggs in a scientist .... um yeah"
-Holly, getting all excited over science
"No
one pays me not to do my job"
-Holly, wishing she could get paid to sit at home
"Those
are his boy bits"
-Holly, explaining what that was on the baack of that hamster
"That's pretty toxic,
and um .... not too good for the fish"
-Brent, on why you should not put net soakk in the tanks
"Ozzy
what is your problem? ... I bet that gets yelled a lot"
-Holly at the rat and about the man>
"Your
purse attacked me"
- Holly after accidentally throwing Karen''s purse in a mud puddle
"Ew
it's Attack of the Killer Clowns from Meijers"
- Holly referring to the movie, "Killer Clowns from Mars"
"My
thingie is too hard"
- Holly, regarding her ice cream cone
"Stroking it like Colonel Sanders"
- Erich,
regarding his beard
"In India, we don't have a minimum drinking age"
- Kunal
"Oh those crazy Europeans" - Lauren, regarding Kunal's statement
"Wait! I know India's not in Europe!" - Lauren quickly defending herself
“No,
it's ok, Ozzy doesn't bite ..... OW!! Ozzy bit me!"
- Holly regarding a rat (and trying to gett Sara to pet him)
"Did
Perry leave a sh!tload of poop on the floor?”
Holly – asking if the cat used the floor as a litter box
“Self censoring … yeah I’d do that”
-Holly,
regarding the remark above.
"Ozzy don't lick that light bulb"
-Holly, yelling at the rat.
"I want your thingies"
-Karen, a random quote
-Sara, a slip of the tongue
Come back soon to see what develops here.
| ABOUT | ART | INDEX | BIO | COMMENTS |
| LINKS | NOWHERE | LIBRARY | PHOTOS | ZOO |
| PROJECT LIST | NEWS | WORK | HOUSE | UPDATES |