encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us
that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who
terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who
support terror.
These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of
us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one
of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the
proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their
views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very
interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge
is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this
to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will
probably use many arguments, ranging from political to
religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning,
punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will
be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that
violence only brings about more violence and remind them of
their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really
committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks,
they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution.
Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe
what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree
that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this
time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are
obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument
he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a
nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt
with. Perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to
do for us and our children. We must support them and our
leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either
strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the
nose.
Lesson over, class dismissed
