"Well, it's been well documented that sperm is very high in protein, and it also has the same consistency as the creme filling used in our regular donuts." A donut official was quoted as saying, on the condition of anonymity.
But do we really want to go to this extreme to cut back a few calories? Till now, donuts were our last safe vestige for junk food consumption. But how can we be sure that we're getting what we want?
Several instances have already been reported of "mix ups" in the fill department of several well known donut chains. So be careful, when you order a Bavarian Creme donut, what you may be getting is a Bavarian's Cream!
They have shown many lab tests proving they carefully screen all the donors for all the common diseases, but our hidden cameras showed them paying homeless people to step into a room and "take care of business" The newly received creme filling is then shipped directly to the stores, without making any stops at a lab.
Which may also explain the sudden outbreak of alcoholism in the workplace.
When asked what was next to be introduced in the new low carb, high protein product line, there was some excited talk about the soggy biscuit.
