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Bryn was born onstage in Florenz Ziegfeld's landmark production of "Bartleby the Scrivener: A Musical Extravaganza, Featuring Jay Ziambra As Fooltooth Sweaterfish." Bryn suddenly became the youngest member of Actor�s Equity Union. Irrevocably typecast as "baby", Bryn took a hiatus from acting temporarily to concentrate on eating solid foods and walking. She grew an entire second set of teeth! Eventually, she learned to communicate effectively, then she got married to a dude. And now, a few years later, no longer "just another infant�, she�s acting again. Appearing in indie and studio films, at Manhattan Theatre Club, Upright Citizen's Brigade, and elsewhere now as various teenager/ingenue types. Funny, that. Love to Rich.

Chris has made giant contributions all over the stage and screen in recent years. As Harvey in the film of the same name, Guffman in Waiting for Guffman, and received kudos for his "incandescent" portrayal of Godot in Waiting for Godot with Stanley Tucci. Born in Saratov, Russia deep in the Volga region. His father worked at the Russian Academy of Science in the cafeteria where he won �Best Culinary Master of Goulash To Be Employed At An Educational Institution.� His mother gave birth to him in her workplace, the fields of nearby Lysogorsky, where she harvested sunflower seeds from the drought-wracked steppe. Growing up down the road from the corporation brightly named: "Production Corporation Saratovmaslozhirprom," with their mascot, Demitri, the capitalist-skin wearing gopher, spurred dreams of one day working there. In school his mind often wandered to their production line, the rows of powdered mustard, laundry soap, liquid mustard, and fatty acids were but a sampling of their products. All of those dreams were shattered when Chris turned 8 and found a coloring book entitled Grimace and the Glum Day. He then knew his destiny was to come to NY and reach the dizzying heights of fame of becoming Ronald McDonald.

Fred was born in a log cabin in the vast wilderness of Boston, MA. These humble beginnings, however, were of no hindrance to his aspirations, namely, to sit and watch TV. In 1983, he invented the "Cotton Gin", which led to dramatic growth in the United States cotton industry. Other inventions soon followed, such as the steam engine, the automobile, and the internet. Fred also, in 1989, revolutionized architecture when he invented "the column." Though proud of these accomplishments, his real love was for entertaining; which is why, in 1992, he created, wrote, and drew his own television cartoon��The Simpsons.� The show became immensely popular, and Fred, having decided to let the fame go to his head, burned down the city of Rome while playing his violin. Today, Fred is still very much involved in the television industry, and you can see him Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday nights as the host of his new game show, "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" He loves the bejesus out of Maggie.

Ready for a story? Rich received his MFA in Acting from the FSU/Asolo Conservatory for Actor Training in Sarasota, FL. He now spends 24 hours a day hiding his love of Video Games from his wife. He has convinced her that he loves watching movies, reading, and that he enjoys eating her "Creative Baked Goods". This story really begins in Daytona Beach, FL. He was young, he was fat, at times he was down and out. But he made it. He went to Florida State University, got his BFA in Acting, went to Graduate school at the FSU/Asolo Conservatory in Sarasota, FL, received his MFA. Fell in love, got married to a girl name Bryn, spent time on Cape Cod doing some theatre, and then moved to the city. Yeah, he's done quite a bit of theatre along the way. Some of the roles that he was really good at were Orlando in As You Like It, Stewpot in South Pacific, Tom in Glass Menagerie, and he even fought his way into TV. He scored the greatly sought after role of "Waiter" on Episode 113 of Ed.

Mr. Stroessenreuther's father, Mr. Stroessenreuther, his mother, Mrs. Stroessenreuther and the sibling Stroessenreuthers hail from Wisconsin, �where only good things happen.� Except that time a headless smoldering torso fell to earth, landing in his mother�s vegetable garden. Tangentially, Travis Stroessenreuther's refusal to adopt a stage name is asinine. The youngest of 37 children, Travis spent most of his childhood days watching ducks molt and licking the side of his family's two story barn. After multiple tongue grafting surgeries, Travis began to realize that there may be something more to life than the simple Wisconsin ways with his sweet, freakish web-footed cousins. With his pet squirrel in hand, Travis moved to New York: where he could pee on the sidewalk and no one would care. Lke home. Travis would like to thank his parents, his Junior High School Music Teacher, Justin and Brit, and, most importantly, Julianna, his Russian mail order bride.

This Baby was born very recently. It's crying. It looks like This Baby�s been kicked in the stomach. For whatever reason, this disturbingly pained baby is miserable and we don�t know why. But we feel that�s a shame. Especially when one considers how little This Baby knows. What could be so sad to This Baby? Perhaps we can help. The average person has approximately 15,000 random thoughts per day. For most people, a significant percent of those thoughts are negative; especially in these Orwellian times, we seem bombarded with worries. To Buddhists, the recitation of a mantra even once can calm a fretful mind and, for example, keep This Baby from crying. A mantra we suggest is "Hooray for Everything, Hooray for Everything, Hooray for Everything..." This Baby is represented by Don Buchwald and Associates.

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