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 Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 4.9.03 | What? Screw you for judging me!Well... since this site has slowed down so much, how about sending us some hate mail? You see hate mail isn't just fun to read, but we could also post it up and let everyone enjoy. Want to know why Mouthful of Grandma hasn't updated? Well it appears he went out and got himself a life... as you may not know, MoG is the only one that has any luck with the women folk. Son Pablo, Jungle_Bunny, and I are left with the site. God I love the 80's.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 4.1.03 | Review!Hey kids, there's a new fricking review up so go check it out. God I love the 80's.
 Son Pablo Renaldo | 4.1.03 | If this was an actual emergency, I'd direct you to place your head between your legs and kiss your own ass good-bye!Hey kids it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell I only broke my leg and got a hemmorage in my head! ...Oh yeah I wrote an article.
 Jungle Bunny | 3.23.03 | La Biblioteca!It's been a while since anyone has last updated the site, but that doesn't mean we've lost interest. There's been some talk about writing some new content, but there hasn't been anything going on lately... in our school that is. Oh well, we'll think of something to delight you with! In the mean time, check out the "Who's Online" page. I added some 16 names... no one's ever on. Oh well, that makes 92 names.
Jungle Bunny | 3.1.03 | Lazy Ass...A few days ago I put up a new article. It's far from funny or entertaining, and for some reason, makes you hungry for apples... you got me. Check it out anyway. Max Q also put up a review a while ago but didn't post an update... [This space would normally be filled with insults at his expense but unfortunately for me, he has very large fists.] I also put the Jazz Band Homepage on the Personal Sites page... If you're looking for an accurate description you won't find it. After my third attempt at trying to click on the links there, I felt that it probably wasn't worth having to re-start my computer after it froze... but if I were to make a site about our Jazz Band, you'd be sure that every link eventually lead you to a picture of my naked ass covered in chocolate frosting.
 Mouthful of Grandma | 2.17.03 | More Ninjas!I was informed of a certain site a few days ago, so I decided to check it out. I'm glad that I did. Its called Real Ultimate Power, and it is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read. Its all about ninjas, and how they are totally awesome and flip out and cut off heads. I don't know if any of you have my sense of humor, but I consider this a gold mine. Now that's what I call real ultimate power! To the Ninjas! Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 2.12.03 | Contest Winner!That's right folks. The contest to win Son Pablo Renaldo for a romantic night on the town is over, The lucky winner is none other then Vince Dematio! So if you see him in the halls make sure to congratulate him. Really folks, he had the best excuse to date Son Pablo, but its a little to steamy to post. Hopefully our next contest will get some more entries, I also urge everyone to answer the question in the Mail Bag section.
Mouthful of Grandma | 2.10.03 | Look What I found!Well, I was traversing the Internet a while ago, and I found this great site. I guess it's a restaraunt, but I've never heard of it. Its called Ninja Burger, and it sounds awesome. Must be out in California or something. Anyways, you can buy some of their merchandise. I'm thinking about picking up a T-shirt. As you all know, I am the local ninja expert, so I decided to show you. Check it out here. In other, site-related news, I will have some new material up and running in the near future, if you're interested in that sort of thing. Jungle Bunny | 2.8.03 | Another Debate!Last night Son Pablo Renaldo and I did a debate. It's been a long time coming, the next one will be between Max Q and MoG... Have fun with all that now, children! "You Shouldn't have done that. He's just boy."
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 2.8.03 | New ArticleThere is a new article up, so go check it out. [edit to staff] I would appreciate it if my updates were not deleted. [Staff Reply] Stick a finger or two up your ass. Jungle Bunny | 2.7.03 | There Ya Go...It seems that I finally got around to making a new layout... "Where?" you ask? You're looking at it! I fixed a few images problems that were in the original layout (such as proper blending from one color to another) and... I fixed the infamous high resolution problem that people hated. It doesn't look like I did too much work, but I would have to seriously say that this layout took more time to create than the original. There are a few more links to you left also, and at the top... some don't work and you'll get an error page if you click on them. I'll fix that with time... actually, as soon as we get content to put on them :)
Jungle Bunny | 2.5.03 | A New Layout?Ah yes, I've been busy at work making you a new layout. My main goal this time around was to make it "viewable" for high resolution users (who account for many of our hits). I was either going to go with this layout (Click Here!) or keep the same layout that we have now, but change it around for high resolution users... damn high resolution users, you have to make everything complicated! Now, if you've already looked at the new layout you might notice that the pages that load within the frame don't match... that will obviously be fixed. I could change the black color into another color too (like the colors we have now). I also added some new sites to the personal page and added some new names to the "Who's Online?" page.
Jungle Bunny | 2.4.03 | Red's One Stop Vintage Shop!Since when did we get a Vintage Clothing Shop in West Branch? Well, Obviously since they just opened a little while ago. And the best part! They deliver! Red's One Stop Vintage Shop!
Jungle Bunny | 2.3.03 | Oh, This Is Too Much!It seems that Hometown Shenanigans is growing by leaps and bounds, and we haven't even started yet! We're adding pages and content like crazy, so naturally we're pushing the limits of our currect layout. That means that a new layout is on the way. I've made about 4 different choices that our staff will choose from, and hopefully it will be up by the end of this weekend. The pages soon to come or already here, but don't have their own "space" are: Well, it's not actually a "new" message board but it is better. I've contacted the Admin of WestBranch.net and asked if we could link to his board. It's about 10x better than ours and NO ADS! You can also register and be posting messages in a little less than 30sec. (I timed it...). On our current board you have to verify through e-mail and a bunch of other hassle, but not on this one! If you want to check it out you can go to the personal pages where it's listed, or click here.
Son Pablo Renaldo | 2.1.03 | Better than VH1!Today I finished the behind the music for our local band 440, No Catch. It's in the articles section. I would just like to say that if anyone out there has a local band and would like us to make a story about them just send us your band's information. To do this just e-mail us and we'll work on it right away. May not be 100% accurate but lies are more entertaining then the truth.
Jungle Bunny | 2.1.03 | Homemade Pie!Today was pretty boring so I compiled a list of names of people who are online... The page still isn't completed. I'm going to put a little paragraph at the top and insert a form where you can add/take off your name. Check it out, here (around 70 names!).
Jungle Bunny | 2.1.03 | Yet, Another Article!Another article was sent into us this weekend. Check it out in the, article section I also changed the question of the month... hopefully someone sends something in this time ;)
Jungle Bunny | 1.31.03 | Guest Book...Well, I deleted the conversation in the guest book and put it into a text file, viewable here. On to other news. If you ever look at the past updates or you visit the site frequently, you should know that Infant Launcher was saying something about a rival site. Well, there is one out there right now, but I can't seem to find it. "Neo OHHS" or something... I forget. If you know the URL I'd much appreciate it, if you could contact us. Future news... I'm planning on coming out with yet another page called, projects. In this section we will do some weird things... For instance, sometime near I will attempt to crap out a white turd. Sounds disgusting, but funny as hell! More things will follow after that. I'm also planning on making a new layout for the site that adjust to both high and low resolutions.
Mouthful of Grandma | 1.30.03 | Even more new stuffI finally put up a new article. Could it be a prelude to the Adam Update? We don't know. Check it out. It's in the article section. Tomorrow, or on the weekend, I'll put up another article, a comic, and a review, so be sure to check back. Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.30.03 | News in generalNot much to report on today. But soon MoG will have a few things to put on the site, in fact he has already finished a few things, but he hasn't gotten off his ass to put them on the site. So go ahead and e-mail him some good ol' Ogemaw profanity, so then he will be encouraged to do something. Also on a minor note... The staff here would like to challenge any OHHS students out there to make a site better then us. We could do with a little competition around here, and we wanna see if any one out there has the guts.
Jungle Bunny | 1.28.03 | An Award? This Site?It seems that someone has finally recognised our creativity... and given us an award. Finally, all of our hard work and dedication has payed off. It's only a 6KB gif, and it may not mean much to you, but I enjoy looking at it. Even if it's just a clever way of getting us to link to their site! 
Jungle Bunny | 1.26.03 | I'm Tired...I put two new articles up in the article section and a new "review" in the review section. One of the articles is created by me, and the other is by a guest writer... check them both out. The review is extremely poor in originality... I was just bored. I hope you all enjoy the updates so far. We have more coming from Mouthful of Grandma and Son Pablo Renaldo!
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.25.03 | Battle of the Bands Review!Well it was an entertaining show to say the least, so if your looking to see how it was through my eyes, or you, for some poor excuse, missed the show, take a look at it.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.22.03 | Be there or you suck!Battle of the Bands tomorrow!! See such bands as 4-40 No Catch, and believe us, there is a hidden meaning behind that name, we just can't tell you. Also see "Employee of the Month" and "Enemy". Anyway you're mostly going for 4-40 No Catch's performance. You're probably saying "Why should I go?" well #1 Rap sucks, #2 POP music sucks, and #3- 1 and 2 will not be performed. That should be all the reasons you need. So GO and see the show.
Jungle Bunny | 1.20.03 | Battle of the Bands!As most of us know by now, the battle of the bands is on the 23rd of this month, starting after school at 6:30 in the high school auditorium. There will only be three bands playing, but don't let that stop you! Check out what they have to offer... One of the bands, 440 No Catch, even has their own website up: www.geocities.com/four40_no_catch/ Check it out! (It's also listed in the Personal Sites section) Well, since exams are now over, maybe we, at the site, will finally get back to work. It's been a long time coming :)
Jungle Bunny | 1.17.03 | Snickers With Almonds!?!There isn't much to update on... I put up information on how to enter our contest, on the contest page. I also heard that Mouthful of Grandma is coming out with a new article this weekend. Future Updates?
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.13.03 | EXAMS!!Yes, its that special time of year again. The time when everyone buckles down and studies. A time called fondly by most students "HELL". Unless your a booze-hound, for anyone that has read my Caste article, you should know that they have nothing to look forward to after school, so they'll not bother getting good grades this late in the game. Anyway, atleast its not all bad. We have half days the rest of the week and thats damn good news. But it doesn't change the fact that this week will yet again destroy a few GPA's.
Jungle Bunny | 1.14.03 | We Dance!I put the second episode of The Bailamos Brothers in the comics section. Hopefully this weekend I will be able to put up a describtion, explaining the entire Bailamos Brothers strip. There are quite a few things that I do on purpose that people tell me I did wrong. Oh well... Jason! I fixed that damn High Resolution page you like so much! Also, if you look real close at Son Pablo's icon, you'll see that the llama has a hat! A mexican hat![Edit by Son Pablo Renaldo- "It's called a sombrero you racist clod!"]
Son Pablo Renaldo | 1.13.03 | Getting Shit RollingWell I have finally done some work on this site. I did a movie review for the new movie, The Pianist. It's in the reviews section.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.13.03 | Updates a BundleWell, there seems to be a few updates today. The contest page is finally finished and so is the mailbag form. You can find out more about the contest here. We encourage all of you to participate, regardless of your gender. Anyway, I also want to tell you that Jungle Bunny's comic & article are indeed site-worthy. So expect to see them on the site soon. Also, don't forget to start signing up at the forum, we're interested in some feedback on the site. So if you are too lazy to sign up, send us an e-mail, or even contact us on yahoo messenger. Don't be shy, we're just ridiculously talented teens.
Jungle Bunny | 1.13.03 | UPDATE?I guess that I'll tell you of the actual updates I've made first. There's finally a reply form on the mailbag page, so what are you waiting for? Comment on our question of the month! I also put the contest page up but there isn't a contest yet so you're just wasting your time by going there... Now for future updates... I created another comic and an article but I'm prolonging their debute. I'm going to check with the staff to see if they should even go onto the site... they might be the worst work I've ever done :( Now here's an interesting piece of information... It seems that a site (that we've never talked to, or even known of before now) is linking to our site with the following paragraph describing it: His name is Tommy Wheeler (I assume), but who the hell is that? I don't even think he goes to the same school as we do. Anyway, if you want to find our more go to his site at: http://www.geocities.com/tyehackers/
Jungle Bunny | 1.11.03 | You've Got Options!I spent a few minutes last night creating a frame that looks "better" if you have a 1024x768 screen resolution. If you have an 800x600 screen resolution, then that's fine too. Just continue logging on as you've always have until we get the enter page up. If you want to view the high resolution frame, click here.
Mouthful of Grandma | 1.10.03 | We Need Hats!!!The four of us here are kind, caring folk. Always looking for a new way to help people, I have come into contact with a charity that I feel we should support. It's called "Free Hats For Fat People." [edited by Max Q.-- Looks like I get a free hat!] Read more about it here
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.10.03 | The NewsWell as you all know, school has once again started. In fact, it is the end of the first week back, and I have the urge to post some general school news. Well to begin, I bet most of you have learned of the embarrassing news that E. Nelkie rear-ended Vince D. (Me thinks Nelkie should watch out now). Also soon the Battle of the Bands will be here soon, and expect its review on the site not long after. Plus I'm sure we're all looking forward to 4-40 No Catch's performance. Don�t forget exams, all next week will probably be a good bit of hell for everyone. Well I am Max Q. Infant Launcher, and that�s the news.
Mouthful of Grandma | 1.9.03 | WelcomeHello fellow web travelers. Welcome to our humble site. Enjoy your stay here, and remember, you won't feel complete with out signing the guestbook! We also encourage you to register at the forums. Enjoy.
Jungle Bunny | 1.7.03 | Blah, Blah, Blah...Well, I put a disclaimer on the HTQ Archive to let people know where we stand on the issue (since it has been brought up). I was also thinking about changing the layout for the update page... it just looks bad and embarrassing. I might do that this weekend.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.6.03 | BTW...I put in some quotes from various movies Jungle Bunny, now im gonna make a few "flyer" samples.[edit] Never Mind, I found out I can't make a flyer with my current utilities. Jungle Bunny | 1.6.03 | Celebrate!I've been busy lately learning a couple computer languages (BVScripting and Visual Basics) and it's finally paying off for you! Kinda... I'm messing around with a few things on the site that shouldn't cause most people a problem, but if it does have an overwhelming effect, then I might take it back down... Anyway, the quote of the week is now "Quote of the Day"! I used a little bit of VBScripting to make a nice little code that makes a new quote everyday. (*Staff* I need you to go to the index page and edit the quotes where the old quote of the week used to be... just think of something and put it within the quotation marks) I'm also planning on doing a few more things; one where a special counter at the top tells you how many times you've visited Hometown Shenanigans. VBScripting rocks! I also put a comic up... The Bailamos Brothers!
Mouthful of Grandma | 1.4.03 | New StuffWell, I got off my arse and put up my first article in a line of pure crap I'm working on. You might want to check it out.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher | 1.1.03 | Reviews, Reviews, Reviews!It maybe Jungle Bunnies last update for awhile, but I'm still hard at work on the site, so keep coming back to check out all the new stuff. Anyway, three reviews are up in the (you guessed it) reviews section. So, check them out if you... have no life. Really, just go check them out, and make us feel better.
Jungle Bunny | 12.30.02 | Last Update For a While I fixed a couple of things on the "Grand Tour" page and did a little work on the Pictures section. The Generator is up but there aren't any pictures you haven't seen already. I also put an "online status" up for our staff members on the "Profiles" page. This might be my last update for a while since I have a ton of homework to do and my library book is due Wednesday, which I need to have for my Book Critique (And you know how those Librarians HATE it when you don't return a book on time). I also have an elephant to build... See you guys later!
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher| 12.29.02 | More UpdatesI think I've done quite a bit of stuff today. I wrote a new article, added alot to the site tour, got my own and Mouthful of Grandma's icons on the site, and I fixed a couple of errors I made on the tour links. So be aware there are a few more updates. To the Staff members, remember to sign the guest book. Also speaking of new things, we should problably start to focus on debates and reviews. Those are the 2 area's lacking so we should add to them.
Max Q.: Infant_Launcher| 12.28.02 | Tour FinishedI finished the tour page, and I'll probably write another article by the time school starts again. I would also like to do a debate with someone. Jungle Bunny got the guest book up and running, along with quite a few other little fixes. Lets all have a round of applause for his dedication!
Jungle Bunny | 12.28.02 | A Little Bit At a Time... I completed the "Personal Sites" Page and did a little more work on the "Grand Tour" page... now it's someone elses turn to get something done!
Jungle Bunny | 12.27.02 | Boredom Rivals Well, work is slow but boredom has driven me to do something with the site. I created the "Tour" page, but it isn't really completed. There are a few more details that I have to smooth over, and just a bit more content to be posted. So, if you're bored like me just visit the "Tour" page... 
Jungle Bunny | 12.18.02 | Message Forums Are Up! I got the forums just about completed, and you can post things now. The only thing that I have to change is the colors... right now they are blinding. *Note to the staff: Register your names for I can edit your status.
Max Q.: Infant Launcher | 12.18.02 | No School!! Well, as I'm sure all of you know, School is canceled! It's what I've been hoping for, and now we only have 2 school days until break... two sweet weeks of laziness, that�s what I see in my vacation. In other news, "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" comes out today, which is good for all of you movie buffs. I'll probably go see it sometime in the next few weeks. I don't want to see it in our theatre; the ones in Saginaw are about 100 times better.
Jungle Bunny | 12.17.02 | First Thing's First The pages are slowly changing to match the new layout at the rate of 1 Page/Day. Also, you may have noticed the new page, "HTQ Archive". This page will have a ton of homework, tests, and quizes (HTQ) to look off of to do your homework or study from (Past assignments). The creator of the HTQ Archive wants to remain anonymous, and rightfully so. The creator (and myself) also wanted me to stress that this page is not part of Hometown Shenanigans, even though it is integrated with our layout. (If you want to send in a homework, test, or quiz just copy the data onto a .txt file and send it to me or HTQ Archive with your name or alias. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, just go to the HTQ Archive this weekend and I will have some files already up) Lastly, here is a link to our stock quotes... click here
Max Q: Infant Launcher | 12.16.02 | Merry Christmas! Hello there, Just stopping in the tell everyone happy Christmas from me and possibly the rest of the site hosts. In other news, you may see some content that pokes fun at some spelling errors I had in one of my updates. Well, the one who wrote this will receive a special prize for Christmas this year...:
The House of Shane: Christmas morning.
Jungle Bunny | 12.16.02 | A New Layout! I decided to create a new layout because there were reports of certain pages not loading within the Hometown Shenanigans Frame. Also, it gave me a chance to make the site a little more inviting and faster. All of the old pages are still up, which you've probably noticed because they don't match the current layout, but I am working on that too. I hear that we are getting some new content soon so keep checking up on us!
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