Fat people have been ridiculed in our school for God knows how long, but that's no reason they should be bare headed. As I said before, I discovered this charity while surfing the 'Net some time ago. Dismissing it as unimportant, I filed it away with the numerous other trivial matters I carry. But, as I walked down the hallway today, I realized something. The supply of hats for our overweight school chums is shockingly low! Dangerously low! If we don't do something about this, who knows what will happen.

And this is where you come in. Please, help out a good cause and send us your old hats. Any size, any style, any color, all hats will help. We do this without collecting a profit; it comes from the goodness of our heart.

So, get these hats to us any way you can. Be it before school, after school, during school, it doesn't matter. Mail them to us, send them by carrier pigeon, or even hire a courier. Just remember that with every hat you donate, you've made a fat person happier than any Snickers could.

Mouthful of Grandma