PETE
MURPHEY
( THE SO CALLED ARTIST OF THIS STRIP)
Personality profile: nuts, deranged,psychotic,
looney!
Occupation: President of the
United States (see above
personality profile). Before seeking office, he studied
painting at Massachusetts College of Art. After a brief
stint as a contortionist for Cirque Du Soleil, he started
a career as an illustrator and cartoonist. Some of the
clients he fabricated for his resume include: Star magazine,
Soap Opera Weekly, True News and the Boston Herald.He also
worked on the "Lost in Space" comic book series for Innovation
Comics and has done animation work for Olive Jar Studios. When not handing
out pardons or issuing executive orders, he runs a small company called
"Murph Productions," which books caricature artists to entertain
and distract people at parties
Life dilemma: Finding a good way
to poke telemarketers through the phone with his pencil.
Inner voice says: "Where's my
##%%%!!@@** eraser!!"
Mr Murphey now resides in Massachusetts and
is occasionally allowed outside to take walks.
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