"The Navy will guarantee you 3 things; food to eat, a place to sleep and a place to
do your business for as long as you serve---but the food will stink, you will
rarely get to sleep in that place, and its too damned small to sleep there anyhow,
and you're gonna wait in line every morning to do your business."
And damned if he wasn't right on...even 60 years later...
