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| Roheeeen One, two, three, BITCH Christ-Puncher Oh, your mother's a fuckin cunt I fuckin slammed her in the fuckin head Oh, that stupid whore I fuckin donkey punched her Right in the fuckin head Right in the fuckin head Fuckin head Oh, she's a fuckin cunt She's a fuckin cunt, yeah Fucker Aaaaaaaaaaagh Roheeeeen I hate your fucking bitch-ass mom I wanna rob her |
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| Your Mother's A Cunt |
| Roheeeeen So I mean I goes up to this girl, And I'm just like, "yo bitch, blow my fucking hardon." |
| Blow My Hardon |
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| Roheeeeen You look like Dolf Lungren After he lost to Rocky in Rocky IV You look like Martha Quinn After she lost her job and became a whore chorus: You're ugly, and there's nothing you can do about it You're ugly, and sluttin out won't help you out You're ugly, no matter what your mommy says You're ugly, and crying doesn't make you prettier I feel like hitting you with a lead pipe In the head to help you out Maybe then you'd have an excuse as to what Your tall forehead is all about (chorus) You're always popping pills and your constant complaining Is something we don't miss I'd never have sex with you In fear of herpes or syphalis (chorus) I don't know why you wear make up Your masculine features are beyond fucked up You're always sick and you whine about how you're fogotten I guess that's because your insides are rotten (chorus) Christ-Puncher & Roheeeen Right! |
| Roheeeen Cunt, slut, clit, bitch My huge balls itch Robbing old ladies And suffocating babies Putting needles in my arms Just needles, not drugs And then talking to girls For sex, not hugs If you're listening to this Then you can suck my dick Because I fuckin hate you You boner queer-ass prick If you paid for this Then you got ripped the fuck off You got a dick in the mouth So big it makes you cough So fuck, I hope you enjoy My fucking dumbass ryhmes Just sit back and listen Here's cocaine, let's do some lines Before we start let's make it clear That I have the biggest penis I'll never use a provalactic And I'm cumming T-minus |
| Here We Cum |
| Roheeeen I woke up one Sunday with a twinkle in my eye and thought to myself that deacon's gotta die so when i got to to church I rose to my feet ran and screamed at the man he proceeded to flee I pursued and almost to my dismay I barely got him he nearly got away I took out my cross he proceeded to scream as I stabbed the deacon with not two thrusts but three but to my surprise the people praised me so we all cheered vicariously... Roheeeen & Christ-Puncher Chorus: Stab the deacon, we're on thrust 46 Stab the deacon, impale him with the crucifix Stab the deacon, we're on thrust 56 Stab the deacon, impale him with the crucifix Stab the deacon, we're on thrust 66 Stab the deacon, impale him with the crucifix Stab the deacon, we're on thrust 76 Stab the deacon, impale him with the crucifix Stab the deacon, 6...6...6... |
| Stab The Deacon |
| You're Ugly |
| Christ-Puncher If i wanted to seclude myself with guys I would have gone to prison Frat status as a pick-up line Being a brother shouldn't let you lick her thigh All they do is throw parties for themselves And wear those stupid shirts I wanna fuckin skullfuck them Until it really hurts chorus: Frats are gay and they must end Insecure with egos to defend I've had enough, let's torch their house Just to prove they're gay I'd stick my cock in their mouth Hey you PIKE, suck on this Yo Sig Ep, eat my shit Hey Sig Chi, quit whoring out Z B T, "sucks" is what I'll shout Cause... (chorus) |
| FAG (Frats Are Gay) |
| Roheeeen Some say the bible is a scripture that should be respected But all I see are the outcasts getting rejected Only the good, the clean, the straight are accepted So let it burn before the whole world is infected chorus: Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, baby burn, Flammable bible Drown, drown, drown, drown, drown, drown, drown, baby drown, in the Nile Bust, bust, bust, bust, bust, bust, bust, baby bust, the wall of Jericho Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, baby lies, all the Christians ever know Jesus traveled the land with a robe and sandals Well I have shoes and I can tell you it's all a scandal Don't look to the word when you're cold, pour and suffering Just light a match, watch it burn and feel the heat it brings (chorus) |
| Flammable Bible |
| Roheeeen See, some guys are so lucky, and then there's guys like me No girls will hang around me, because I'm so ugly I never get no hottie, I never get sex for free I would never get no bootie, if I didn't have ruffies chorus: So, come on sluts just get in the sack A drunk-ass bitch with a huge rack I really don't care if you like trash I'm so desperate can I you in cash I tried getting girls like other guys but that's just not for me I'd rather shell out lots of cash so I could get two or three Some say prostitutes are dirty, but I don't mind STD's Since condoms aren't my style it's like playin the lottery (chorus) |
| I Like Prostitutes |
| Christ-Puncher When I grow up I wanna be a garbage man They only work two days a week If I put in my all, I know I can Be sanitation guy of the year Picking up trash is what I wanna do Basura for me and basura for you All I wanna be is a garbage man No intelligence required, hey gimme a hand chorus: Garbage man Minimum wage and I smell like shit Garbage man My break consists of a beer and a bong hit Maybe you are wondering Why I aim so low in life I'm just a lazy neanderthal Who didn't make it at pro bocce ball (chorus) Garbage man Please don't throw out usedneedles and forget to close the bag |
| Santitation Dreams |
| chorus: Roheeeen Jungle fever! Christ-Puncher I like fucking black women In the heart of South Africa Those dark-skinned girls Know how to get me off (chorus) Roheeeen That means having sex with black people... ...when you're white Christ-Puncher When I go to the dark side I wanna put it in their hole Those black bitches Sure gotta lotta soul (chorus) |
| Jungle Fever |
| chorus: Roheeeen Your fucking sister Is a fucking slut Your fucking sister Is a fucking slut Your fucking sister Is a fucking slut And I wouldn't Even put it in her butt I've fucking seen her On her fucking knees Grabbing ass With her titties being squeezed Skimpy fucking clothes With her titties hangin out Fucking tons of guys And even dyking out (chorus) And I wouldn't Even put it in her mouth Now I won't fucking touch her Don't want a fucking disease She's probably fucking crawling With AIDS and fucking STD's (chorus) And I wouldn't Even put it in her cooter |
| Your Sister's A Slut |
| Christ-Puncher You may find The following quite a bit disturbing But I don't really give a shit That hell is where I'm going I like a certain kind of video One that you can't find in stores This certain kind involves Raping and killing dirty whores Now some find it sick and some find it gross But it really gets me off Tying up girls and slitting their throats I never get enough chorus: I like snuff films, I bet you can tell And I don't mind that I'm going to hell And no, believe it or not I ain't telling a lie All I wanna do is watch those bitches die I've got a fetish for watching strangulation That's when I start masturbating No I don't use drugs, but I'll tell you what gets me high Hearing those bloody bitches cry (chorus) |
| Land Of The Bloody Cries |
| Roheeeen I know I'm going to blow one day there is not much more of this shit I can take I try very hard I'm doing a very good job, sir I'm doing a good job I'm just really angry I like to hurt women when I make love to them I love to hear them scream with pain I like to see them bleed I want Lennox Lewis's heart I want to eat his children I will rip his heart out and feed it to him chorus: These are our favorite Miky Tyson quotes We try to take him serious but he's just a joke So let's all point and laugh at the giant When he rapes another girl at a beauty pagaent I'm on Zoloft to keep me from killin y'all The medicine has really messed me up I don't want to be taking it But they are concerned About the fact that I'm a violent person I'm a street person, I'm belligerant Sometimes vicious and violent But look at my life, I've been embarressed Humiliation, degradation Any other "-tion" that you can name (chorus) Roheeeen & Christ-Puncher (chorus) |
| Mike Tyson Quotes |
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