| YO YO BITCHES AND CUNTS, DIS BE DA PAGE WHERE YOU FIND OUT ALL THE SHIZNIT ABOUT THE MEMBERS OF LESBIAN JUMPERCABLES |
| ROHEEEEEN |
| CHRISTPUNCHER |
| DJ VOLTRON |
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| Age: 20 Hometown: Miami, Fla Plays: vocals, guitar, keyboards Status: single and eatin poon Comments: wassup everyone, yo, i am christpuncher!!! i was brought into this world on halloween of 1902 from my mother's loins. it's all about the loins!!!! so so, hmm, yea i grew up in deventowne, south dakota where i practiced wicca until the age of 12. i am now a witch and can turn you into a combo of poo and pee. do you like us? yea that's right. i am single but fuckin lots-o-bitches!!! yea, go beer!!!! |
| Age: 19 Hometown: Miami, Fla Plays: recording/mixing gear, backup vocals Status: single and pumpin starfishes (the female kind) Comments: Hey, this is DJ Voltron. I don't have much to say here, basically I was created to protect the galaxy... Aside from that, though, when Lothor isn't stirring up trouble, I jam with Roheeeeen, Christ-Puncher, and Rohin's Chair in our phat studio in Miami. "I may dislike what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." --Voltaire |
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| Age: 20 Hometown: Miami, Fla Plays: vocals, guitar, keyboards, skinflute Status: single and slammin' ho's Comments: Roheeeeens the name mutha fuckas. Born in 1875, yet only 19 years young. I love sex with women and world wars because of the killing part. I play the guitar, as well as the sitar from my native country of indo-china, and of course the bitch-slap. Ladies love my stellar looks, and million dollar smile, while men hate me for the same reasons. Well, FUCK YOU men, yeah whats up? Suck on my ballz. |
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