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| Christpuncher Lyrics |
| Lesbians Are Tight (feat. the Mahoney Sloots) When I'm watching porn all I wanna see are two girls sucking each other's hoots I don't want no dick, no nutsacks on my tv screen all I want are two chicks dyking out there's only one reason why I say this you all know it, you all love it so come along and sing along Chorus: Lesbians are tight I love big-breasted dykes if I see a dick I will cry cause lesbians are tight Lesbians are tight I love to watch them sucking each other's breasts fingering and licking clit never using a real man's dick cause I never wanna see that shit just a lotta big ass tits I love lesbians make the world so fucking great they're the reason I masterbate and never wanna fornicate Lesbians, lesbians come sing along (chorus) |
| Ode To Snoop Dogg (feat. DJ Voltron) Chorus: Fo shizzle my nizzle is what snoop dogg says and that muthafucka gets plenty of head he's a badass mutha runnin' outta control with hella fuckin' weed rockin' the party fo sho Droppin' bombs from the LBC it's hella tight bein' snoop d o double g cause he's fuckin' up crackas and whack-ass cops bustin' caps, fuckin' ho's and doin' double shots He's a man among men ridin' in his six fo sippin' gin n juice and smokin' indo The party's off the heazy and motherfuckin' sheazy so find some fuckin' ho's the sleazy and the easy (chorus) Bustin' out the chronic in this party fo sho gettin' off the shorties cause we don't love them ho's So in ode to the man pack some tree nuggas and the crackas holla back to me Sticky icky icky (ooo wee) (chorus) |
| Jay Owen There's a friend of mine I think you should meet he gets all excited when you show him your teet a few times a week I visit his place and then sometimes he spits on your face But that's if I'm lucky cause most of the time I'm shaking his hand like in American Pie he's got a firm grip when I stand tall cause without a good handshake I'd get hella blue balls Chorus: Jay Owen is a helluva guy but sometimes he spills on the side of my thigh just give him some grease and he'll eat up my meat and can't forget to clean my bedsheet But why does he always get jealous of girls maybe cause then he won't make my dick hurl so that's about it he's the best friend I know my friend Jay Owen puts on a helluva show (chorus) |
| Sellout Everyone is different that's why this land's so great we can be ourselves never have to overcompensate so why do you feel you have to change become someone else put on a different face Everyone sees through you with every move you make it's so sad that you have to be such a fake Chorus: You're a sellout switching to the winning team conforming all your views just to help your self esteem Buying something that everyone has to have giving in to every commercial ad it's your life but I think it's really sad that you have to change yourself for every social fad Everyone sees through you with every move you make it's so sad that you have to be such a fake (chorus) |
| Jacko's A Wacko I remember when I bought Bad it was back in '91 oh I was so glad But now it's a decade later and he's changed completly he was a badass dude now he's a fucked up freak Chorus: Jacko you're a wacko and I'm sick of your shit why'd you turn into a white homo bitch jacko you're a wacko you used to be cool you're not black or white just hella confused You had to go and fondle kiddy cock in your gay-ass theme park you know it wasn't a shock Not only that but you fucked with a primate bubbles is scarred for life why couldn't you just masterbate (chorus) |
| Let's Drink To Beer (feat. DJ Votron & the Cronies) This wonderful beverage, as old as ancient times causes many ruccesses and numerous bar fights but let us not forget the power in that cup turns an HDS into a girl I'd like to fuck Chorus: Let's drink to beer resolution to everything let's drink to beer clap your hands and start to sing Some say that all it does is make you sad but I say that's horseshit, just another stupid fad so come along and drink the drink that everyone turns to Mexicans, Americans, Germans and the Jews (chorus) Rolling rock is the one for me Amstel Light and MGD Heineken and Keystone Light drink some Coors and start a bar fight! (chorus) |
| Weaker N Meeker If I've told you once I've told you twice men just can't be sacrificed but women can cause they're the ones inferior to everyone Physically mentally and any way that possibly can be described by anyone is something that can't be done Cause they're the ones who are the weak and can't be any less than meek need us to open up their jars and fix the tubes within their cars All this and more is the reason why women can be sacrificed but actually I take it back there's just one thing they're decent at Chorus: It's not too hard but that I am open your hand take my piece in your twat cause that's one thing you're decent at So I hope I've made it clear settle down open your ears you're only here to pleasure me and wash all of my laundry That's the truth the weak you are the meek as well but don't go too far cause I'm feeling a bit aroused now get off my dick and clean the house (chorus) |
| Paraplegics Are People Too Everyone makes fun of the handicapped I think it's sad cause they get a bad wrap you probably think that they are here for our amusement but please know that paraplegics are people too Chorus: Don't call them names like stupid retard fuck they're not your mom you fuckin' piece of shit your mom's a cow, she's a nagging bitch ass shrew so fuck you, paraplegics are peoplt too We should be nice and help them in their chairs instead of laughing and throwing them down stairs they're are friends and just because they can't use their arms or legs, don't pull down their pants (chorus) |
| Untouchable (feat. Brentalizer) You are special in so many ways you're not like the rest you've got that certain face that makes me want to cut off my own nuts or vomit constantly cause you're so effin dirty Chorus: You have cooties bugs are crawling in your hair a dirty booty and wearin' yesterday's underwear You're untouchable and it makes me sick you're more vile than grandpa suckin' dick you said your love could take me anywhere but you're so gross that I could never care (chorus) Shave your pits brush your teeth and don't forget to clean beneath cause I don't want no dirty girl cause you're about to make me hurl (chorus) (chorus) |
| 8 Year Olds Give The Best Head (feat. DJ Voltron) Dude I'm telling you, 8 year olds give the best head Dude, you're sick I bet you've never had any from a girl who's head' Yea, I guess you're right, 8 year olds ARE tight Chorus: 8 year olds give the best head I don't care if they're not ready yet all I want is a young ass slut suckin' my piece till I bust my nut The smaller they are the funnier it is watchin' them try to choak down my jizz I don't care if there's no grass on the field just as long as they get down and kneel (chorus) It's not like I fuck them cause that would not be cool but when I get a stiffy it's down to the elementary school She sucks my dick at recess underneath the slide cumming in her mouth is my favorite ride (chorus) Ah shit man, I am spent Wait a minute, why 8? why not go younger? Dude, any younger and they bite You said it brother, I guess no dice on my baby cousin What the fuck? |