William A. Zeigler II
Hello, my name is Billy, but you can call me Billy.  I have an I.Q. of 48 and some even say I'm mentally reatrded.  People seem to like me because I'm polite and rarely late.  I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks.

I also like big red candles, lamps, chairs, windows, anything really, carpets hand gernades, parties in my pants, you name it I like it.
My Top 11
1) Wet Hot American Summer
2) Scream
3) Bring it On
4) American Beauty
5) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
6) Cruel Intentions
7) Old School
8) Dazed and Confused
9) The Last of the Mohicans
10) The Fugitive
11) True Lies
Recently I killed a man with a trident so I won't be here as often as I'd like, as I am now wanted for murder.

I hope you enjoy this site as much as I enjoy you.

I ate a lava lamp once.  It wasn't really lava.
My Rating's System

1 - Mary Kate Olsen (desperate, shameless, terrible, anorexic coke fiend, should be locked away for eternity)
2 - Hilary Duff (dull, bland, vanilla, garden variety)
3 - Anne Hathaway (unsure about this one, could be a one-hit wonder or a classic in time)
4 - Elisha Cuthbert (cute, fun, worth the price of admission)
5 - Kirsten Dunst (hot hot hot)
6 - Lindsay Lohan (best thing to happen to America since the thigh master and Captain Morgan's Rum)
My Recent Reviews:
I get 'jiggy wit it' reviewing Anchorman

Please kill me now, or after you read my Badder Santa review
I've seen enough
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