Remember that episode of Full House where Stephanie's friend's dad hits him?
Badder Santa (2003)
keeping it real, one review at a time.  William A. Zeigler II
Badder Santa takes us on a journey through one man's pitiful existence as a Santa for hire who robs countless malls at Christmas time with help from his midget Elf friend.  Billy Bob Thornton stars as Willie, a drunk down on his luck pathetic excuse for a human being.  Tony Cox joins him as Marcus, a street savy no nonesense pathetic excuse for a human being.  Combined these two make Hitler and Moussilini look like Mother Theresa and Ghandi finding a cure for cancer while stopping global AIDS.

Willie and Marcus join up one last time to rob sweet John Ritter's mall in Phoenix.  Along the way Willie bangs the mom from Gilmore Girls, and befriends a fat kid, while Marcus portrays a midget well and kills Bernie Mac.

This movie is destined to be one of the worst Christmas movies of all time.  It made me weep inside and contemplate putting down the bottle for good.  Badder Santa is one of the most depressing movies you will ever see.  You can't sympathize with any character, besides the fat kid's grandma (at least she'll die before she sees this movie.)  There is a very skewed moral behind it, the ending is insane and even the token Asian character couldn't save it.

The previews made this look tolerable, but don't be fooled.  You're in for an hour and a half of mind numbing depression and sorrow.
pure, concentrated evil!
Badder Santa receives a:
The fact that never has a movie made me want to end my life so much makes this movie: bland, vanilla, DEPRESSING
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