| How to "BC" (Idea inspired by--or ripped off from--Tina at 'Bombastic') 1. Include a couple of <3's and an lol or 3 in every posting or email. (Some xxx's and ooo's after your siggy wouldn't hurt either.) 2. Use LOTS of exclamation points!!!!! 3. Place a giant "credited to (so-and-so)--->" after every trivial, ordinary graphic concept you use. (Dressing babyz identically? Putting all babyz in glasses?) 4. Beg a lot. A WHOLE lot. It'll surely make people want to give you stuff. (Or at least want to get you off their back.) 5. Misspell stuff in winsome ways: Pweeze, wanna, oookay, wub, amasing, gourges. 6. Use the laugh "Bwa-ha-ha-ha" a lot: It makes you sound really original & cool. 7. Answer emails or postings with indescipherable sentence fragments or lists of abbreviations. Especially when someone asks you a complicated question about hexing. 8. Complain about school, parents, and friends. A lot. (But spell it 'alot" that's the standard BC spelling! (Just like 'loose'='lose' & 'pagent' or 'pagaent'='pageant.') 9. Write highly-detailed, full-page adoption applications for your website. (Don't forget to write: "Must have updates!" and "No abusing!") At the end you add something like: "Put the phrase 'Green Possoms Live!!!' in the subject box just to prove you read this!" (And if they leave out one of the exclamation points, don't give them the baby.) 10. Threaten to sue people who steal your copyrighted stuff. Say "This means you!!!" (Even if you're only 10.) 11. When applying to adopt a baby, claim to want to care for & play with it every day, all day. Say it's the best, cutest, most lovable baby you've ever seen anywhere!!!! 12. Everyone wants to look at your MB siggy every time they skim through a forum...so get the the biggest, most animated, slowest-loading one you can find, preferably with pics of all your babyz on it! ...all in fun, Auntie Helden |
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