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| ******************************** ABOUT ME!!! ********************************* Well you have come to this place out of boredom Be Warned!!! This is my sexy piccy. Be afrade, be very afrade! go there if u dare!! Me! Age: 11 First name Alexandria (dont forget the i) Last name: no way! yu wish! Nicknames: Alex, Lexie, Al, Ally, Allygirl, Al the Great, A.A., Lexie-luthor, Lexis-Nexis, All-girl, Dumbo, Cutie, Shy one, AlleyKat, Big sis, Little sis, Shortie, Smartie, Doo-doo Head (little bro sez!), Twomuch, Thickchick, Babyzfreak, Wild One, Doofus, Goopie, Wiggsy, Whacko, Twitchie, Dopie, Koo-Koo, Slammer, CoolChick, 4-Eyez, Waspie, Kinks, Apple Gobbler, Candyfreak, Crybaby, Frizzle, Frizzle da Chizzle, JD's GF, etc. Weight: Overwreight. A little heavy but not gross gross. Kinda on the chubby side, but teddy bear cute. Not obeast. Glasses: Yes. Begging for contacts!!!! Hair: Brown with blond streaks (natural) but not blond-blond, more strawberry blond with auburn highlights and brunette tips with slightly curly red ends and darker roots in the winter.When its damp the ends curl (Yuk) I hate my hair. Sorta longish but not really long, medium long with bangs. Live at: Universe, Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, USA, a State, a town, a house, a bedroom. Haha, thats all. Live with: My original mom & #2 dad Mike. Brain, baby, age 2. Sandy, baby age 4 Step sister Gin, age 6, Neice & nephew Terry & Larry also age 6 (ug) Hang with: Kaitlin, Sarah, Ashley, Brainna, Taylor, Emily, Brittany, Courtney, Allison, Nichole, Megan, Madison, Sierra, Bailey, Kaylee, Rachel, Jordan, Morgan, Emily, Erin, Adrianna, Adriann, Cassidy, Jenna, Savannah, Kaitlynne, Abigail, Kelsey and Alyssa. (And if I forgot someone dont get mad) Hot For: Nick, Josh, Brandon & Zach. (Dont yu tell!!!!) Love: Johnny Dep, Leo Dicaprio (even tho hes old) DVDs: Shreck, Pirates of the Caribean, Monsters inc, Edward Scissorhands, Titanic, Indepence Day, Pretty Woman. And lots more TV: Friends, Moesha, Phil of the Future (I wish I looked like his gf!!!) Spongebob, Simpsons, Futurama, Roomswap Kids, Jerry Springer (when mom isn't looking!! lol) Hobbies: Shopping, collecter dolls, Roller Coaster Tycoon, Neopetz, virtual dolls, collecter cards (all kinds), drawing anime, PLAYING BABYZ collecting Babyz clothez, chat w my buds on AIM, talking on cell with buds Food: pizza, burgers (Burger King, not McDonalds) gummy bears, shrimp cocktail, garlic bread (yum!!), meatball sandwitchs, halloween candy of all kinds, choc cake, Krispy creme donuts w sprinkles Pets: My mutt Oscar. My mini-mutt Max. My micromini mutt Tex. My Simese fighting fish Jane Doe & John Doe. My dead hampster Willy (well I still love him) I wear: jeans, belly shirt, flipflops. No dresses! Religion: Christian. <3Love God <3 hate church. Borring. School: Hate. passhionatly. Why?: Bullys, teachers homework & GYM! Best Subject: lunch Worst subject: Everything else. (Wish I could spell better.) Wanna Be: Baby doctor. Or vetrenarian. Fave Phrases: Girls Rule! You wish! Talk to the hand! Kewel. You're not the boss of me. Ill do it later. Shop till you drop. Take me to the mall mom??? PLEEEEZE? BABYZ, I have 23 Babyz and I love them all: 1. Anastashia Latweena, 2. Rexanne Simone, 3. Adri-Anne Georgette, 4. Ashton Roberto (boy) 5. Sondrella Diedre 6. Babetta Blanchett 7. Bell Fairynose 8. Corwynne Craig (boy) 9. Twincee Tinkerbelle 10. Softeena Kayleigh 11. Harry Dewight (boy)12 Randoll Gregoury (boy) 13 Johnny Dep II (a boy) 14. Katherynne Payge 15. Howie Brian (boy) 16. Suzet Carroline 17. Ashleigh Ariannah 18. Honnika Hunnicutt 19. Guynnethe Gondrianne 20. Laurelle Molly 21. Coughlynne Mandelay 22. RU Serius II (cat baby) 23. Max Jeffersen (a boy) |
| (Note: This parody is a composite, and represents no specific individual in the Babyz Community...especially no one who happens to be named "Alexandria." That name was chosen only because it was a popular name at the time lots of kids of Babyz-playing age were born.) |