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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Oma Hits 75!

Oma hits the big 75!!!

Happy birthday!

The entire Hegwein clan wishes you a very happy birthday, continued good health and spirits, and a long stay on earth to serve as inspiration for all of us!

Honoring Oma: The daily routine

  1. Dusting and waxing of select furniture, conducted religiously and meticulously almost every day. Floor mopping accomplished every Friday. 5%
  2. Laundry and bed-making a daily must. During our marriage, Ann made the bed 18,755 times. 5%
  3. Decorating is an ongoing task, rotating through myriad assorted figurines, floral arrangements and photos. 5%
  4. Bookkeeping whereby Bello maintains all financial records since our days in Stockholm. Oma never misses even one cent! 15%
  5. Shopping. Ann likes shopping excursions for food and antiques. Dollar availability governs some purchases. 10%
  6. Cooking. Bello jealously protects the kitchen; positively no trespassing while another culinary masterpiece is being prepared, worthy of a listing in Larousse Gastronomique Francaise. 25%
  7. Pro Bono. Renders untiringly (and unsolicited sage advise to all family members on just about any subject, comparable to Wikipedia. 20%
  8. TV-viewing. Loves to watch from the Blue Couch happenings on the tube. As a result, knows everything politic from around the globe, as well as the latest in cooking and decorating. 10%
  9. Puzzles. Alternates between puzzle solving and reading old magazines or an occasional book. 5%
  10. Tribute. Although Oma retired some years ago from the culinary arts and retail sales, she still works in excess of 100%. When men retire, they just sit around, watch TV, or sleep. Wives go on cooking, washing, cleaning, and gardening.

Therefore, a toast to Ann, Oma, Bello is in order...NOW!

Posted by Peter at 11:32 AM
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