| I think this better than sending everbody a seperate mail.. My e-diary : Haytham in Finland (Feb,Mar,Apr,May) Sat, April the 27th update: ( Kalkona! ) Nine updates in February( I was hot!!), seven at March, and April curtains call is on the doors and I've just wrote 4 updates and even one of them was a ButBut Vs. Kaki members only update! And then I start crying: why no body has left his sign in my guest book!? I'm really sorry guys, and I'll try to make it up today! So, fasten your seat belts and let's go! Something strange is happening here. Have you heard about Ice Age the movie? This is the place where I was staying for the 1st two months of my stay in Finland. During April things were changin slowly in the begining, the ice was melting until it disappeared completely just the last week, and some beautiful spring flowers are starting to grow. The weather temperature is increasing quickly and if the rate keeps like this, I think it will be pretty hot a month from now! Oh, finally I can go to technobothnia without wearing my coat! By the way, have you noticed today update title: ( Kalkona), that's my new Fininsh nickname! What does it mean? hey, should I tell you everything!? waalla!! sho hal7ashra hadi!! Yesterday I kept awake until the dawn preyer with some of my Arab friends. The guys have their final term exams next week and have to submit noss darzan reportat on Monday! I really enjoyed watching the "last five minute" work + the "copy-paste", and I've thought that such things are UAEU trade marks! but it appears to be an international habbit!! even some Finnish are supposed to be with them in their group but all what they particpate with is putting their names in the report! This reminds me bilmal7ama el tareekhyya bain el zalamat wil mowatneen fil UAEU!!! the difference that I still don't know what kind of lawzara elmowatneen do, while i7na binkoon mafshokheen bni3mil fil masharee3. But here, I certainly know what the Finnish Losers are doing! Where do you think they are at a Friday night, with no school tomorrow!!? Fil kaneesa bit3abbado!!! Speaking about " Last five .." work, by the end of this Sunday, I have exactly another five weeks to stay here. I really feel I'm too busy coz the project didn't finish yet and I'm afraid to face problems at the last minute. I also hope I can test the heat pipe before going home. Writng the report and doing the presentation, A plan to visit Helsinky, but not sure!, and preparations to go home and other unexpected stuff...and..and..and, ohh, last minutes rush work, I really llllllllllllike it!!! and now, "Finnish People" is back again .. ............................................................................................................... "Finnish People - the second return -" (Finnish talks, names and acts) A finnish guy voice is usually very thick ( Jahoory), the guy sitting in the next office ( elli halakni tafsees o tatree3 wala kainno fee sarma mish bani adam ga3id filmaktab elli jambee!!) when he says "Paiva"( greeting) it looks like he is acting fi mosalsal tareekhi! listen to the Finish saying "U"(yeah), I love it! it looks like YOU said by American Niggers! In the other hand you, when talking to a Finnish woman, marra wa7da hatish hag shahga hatir3ibak!! bismillah el ra7man elra7eem! sho fee! sho fee! La wala eeshi saleema! Just a talking habbit! I also like the way they greet each other: "hey hey !" and the most beautiful phrase is when I come to pay the money at the restuarant, "Kiitos" ( thankyou) but she doesn't say it like that, she says it like: "KeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTOSS" !! Let me mention some Finnish last names for you: Jere Kolehmanen, Juhani Virtanen, Juha Nieminen, yeah I know, this is sounds like Jari Litmanen the Finnish footballer & Mika Hakinen the Finnish F1 Hero. Yeah, the letter J is used alot in their first names but they don't pronounce it like J, it's like Y. Remember the story of that Gazzawi who came to Finland and asked that lady if she is Mrs. Toi"J"a!! Juha is a famous first name here, but the most famous is Mikko! I'm not sure about the rest of foreign students here, but for me, It's impossible to remember the names of the streets and places! Take this for example: Wolffsjav�gen, Kauppapuistikko, Hoviokeudenpuistikko, Hovr�ttsesplanaden, ( we da min eeh da!!) ofcourse these are not names of fatal diseases!! these are famous streets in Vaasa! I hope you don't blame me now if I got lost here! I also wonder how kids pass dictation tests!? Speaking about kids, little kids are really cool! specially when they are wearing those one piece red suit with a rabbit or devil head cover and hardly carrying a huge hockey stick on their shoulders( did I mention that Finish people adore hocky! in the previous episode), super zakyeen! but when they become big, I told you before: Jourasik Park, but I think I'll withdraw this, they are not huge, but at winter, everbody is wearing theses heavy coats and so they seem giants while they are just like us. When it comes to girls, nothing special, Arabs are more beautiful! ( I didn't expect that, but I must admit it, it's the truth! )You will enjoy watching a lot of different hair cuts for boys and girlz. They also like to paint their hairs with different colours. El7laga hina fann, mish 3indna, ro7 7ot 3ashar drahim 3ind il hindi o seebo youkhbos fi sha3rak o howwa byel3ab fi manakhero o bedakkhen o ree7it eedi samboosa! Hey I forgot to tell you, the most famous hair cut here is .. 7algit el katkoot!! YESSS!! ............................................................................................................... There is some other things that happneed to me this week like that sudden drawing final exam on Tuesday, and my second Cultural Excange trip. but I think this was enough for today's update! I really need you to take a minute signing my guest book. The poll ( to the right side of the screen) is there from two weeks, with no single participation! so, I bagg you!! use it!! Oh, another thing, sometimes I return back to my office and find some messanger messages saying ( hey! where are you?, why you don't answer?) forgive me guys, but I really don't know, why some of you don't like to logg into messanger until I go to the bathroom!! That's it, C U soon! "Last Tuesday, and after giveing a presentation about our countries to 8-10 years old kids, we decided to play a game with them: we made a big human circle and Iwona whispers a word in the ear of the kid to here left, and then that kid can whisper the same word or any other word in the ear of the next kid and it continues like this until it reaches Iwona again from the kid to her right, and then she announces and compares what she told the one to her right with what she heard from the one to her left( akh ya bidi!). Elmohim , I was some were in the circle and when the turn has reached the 9 years old boy to my right, he decided, innocently!, to whisper in my ear an Arabic word! yeah, that 9 years old boy knows an Arabic word and he whispered it in my ear! You know what was it? it was .. (highlight the next line to know what it was) Osama Bin Ladin!!" Bye Bye, Haytham If you have any notes on this update please email me on [email protected] or just sign my guest book GUEST BOOK IN THE TOP OF THE PAGE and tell me what ever you like to say ! Do that EVERY TIME you read my update, please ? and I will enjoy reading it. Sat. April the 20th update: Hi, today's update is for my family, so ( and as usual) : get the hell ! or Log in to butbut vs. Kaki Z.Z. !! If you have any notes on this update please email me on [email protected] or just sign my GUEST BOOK IN THE TOP OF THE PAGE, and tell me what ever you like to say ! Do that EVERY TIME you read my update, please ? and I will enjoy reading it. Wed, April the 17th update: ( The buziest week since I came to Finland ) After about 10 weeks away, I really started to loose my sense of time! Everything here is becoming similar and similar, today is like yesterday and itha rabbna arad inno n3eesh for tomorrow, so most probably it will be also the same! This really sucks, and it's not just me who feel like this, a lot of guys here who are living from a long time in Vaasa have found this truth long time ago and have just gave up! and left the wheel rolloing! After a couple of days, the school here is finished and a lot of my friends are going home at Helsinky. So, things are expected to be worse! Alone in this ghost town! Oh no! I've started crying from now! Ohh, I know who has the magical solution to such a situation, Dabdooooobi!!!! ... I prefer to keep that for mails, or what do you think dabdoobi? ;) Another thing is the fact that when I first came here the day time was short while the night is long. But now, the sun sets at about 9 p.m and the day is becoming longer and longer in a horrifying manner! I'm really loosing my sense of time an can never guess it without looking at my watch! You should see that by yourself! Guys, I'm making and seeing miracles here! first, walking on the sea! and now, these full light days! This week was an exeption for all this big bad cloud of boreness! I was really buzy, running all the time, working very hard, and having fun beside! Today I was in Helsinky, Oh, it really feels great when you make a trip( by plane) that will cost you at least 650 EUROs without paying a penny! ABB, allha yekhallehum has paid everything for me. Tab3an! ma7daddish hina befham heat wala thermo 3'ere, king ya3ni! kalami 3indhum moqaddas! Actually, it was a work trip, so I went there with Jere ( oh, I won't call him A.H. this time, we became friends, koll elf7ool wil 7alaleef 7baibee!!). We went from the early morning and returned at about 2 p.m. I made some work at the school and here I am writing today's e-diary! Last Sunday,something horrible happned to me! I was trapped in technobotnia( the place where my office is) like a rat! 10 at the evening with nobody in the whole building for help! I have an electronic card that allow me to entre at holidays, but it stops working after 10 p.m and I don't really know what happned. The card stopped operating before the right time! All the doors were closed in that electronic cage and my mobile account is empty so I can't call any one! That was really horrible! But at the end.. 7asal kher! As I was trapped like a rat (and without giving further details!), I've found a way out and sneaked out like a rat! I've returned back home without my coat, with short sleeves, cold weather, rain drops, but... rabbna satar! I've, and finally!, been yesterday to the "Experience Other Cultures Project. This town mam7oneen to be international!! I don't know way, but the abnormal efforts toward this are very clear here. One of these efforts is this project. The name of this project inspires me to put a title for the whole phelosophy of bringing exchange students to Vaasa: " Exchange Other Types Of Beer Project!!!". What have I' done there? I've present something about Palestine to 16-18 years old students, but, who cares!? no, who gives a damn!? koll wa7d 7att sa7bito ta7t abato o mahammoosh 3'er 3ala "..."!! I've really made a very good and impressive presentations(but it will not ofcourse affect hard-rock hearts). However it was screwed up coz I was asked to remove some pictures that contains blood and shot kids! ( I hope I'll be able to post the complete presentation in my site in the near future) and I had some links that didn't work coz the internet conncection was down. Doesn't matter, I've had worse than this before!. We have visited a Fine Art and Furniture manifacturing School, which was beautiful, but a little bit boring! ( the student there mam7ooneen inhum yesawwo tamatheel niswan 3aryanat!, 3adee, you will find calenders of naked ladies in public places here in Finland!!) , before we went back to Vaasa. Hey you didn't notice, I've changed the poll( the one to the right hand side of the screen) This time it contains some political point of views for HM3:16, tell me your opinions by checking the boxes. If you viewed the poll results, you will have an option to add your comments, so do it, coz everybody forgot to do so last time! You can check the final results of the last poll( which was fair enough, I think!!)here. That's it for today, I didn't forget my promises about some more episodes of "Finnish People". I will also put something in ButBut Vs. Kaki, coz I didn't for a long time. I hope you liked today's quite long e-diary. I wish everybody has done well in the midterms! Dabdoobi, you always say "no A this course" after midterms!! bye 4 now! Damn this Camera, I can't take one single pic!!! I miss you all, Haytham If you have any notes on this update please email me on [email protected] or just sign my guest book GUEST BOOK IN THE TOP OF THE PAGE and tell me what ever you like to say ! Do that EVERY TIME you read my update, please ? and I will enjoy reading it. Wed, April the 10th update: ( The, so calle,d rocking ediary!!) Hi, How are you?Fine? I'm not!( wal7amdulillah 3ala koll 7al!) I have a severe pain in my lower back, and I'm hardly moving my body because of it. Why? A two-hours football match, a long trip by bike without a seat damber, rising a lot of weight using your legs in the gim, sitting for a very long time in front of the PC doing bullsh*t( including writing this!) and going three times to the sauna in one week! Oh sh*t, I always have a lot of things in my mind to put in the e-diary but when I start, bom, I forget everything! ( oh, damn I really forget every thing !!) Oh, what the hell, hey, my memory was erased or what! Ok, finally I remembered something, imm, oh, never mind, I think this is not very interesting! Oh, I remembered something, remember when I told you about that rocking ediary, that was lost because of that damn PC? All that e-diary was written as a poetry and it was in English with some arabic words, it was really good, and quite long, I will post here some verses of it, but before that, I know that I'm already become crazy, so I need nobody to tell me that! Dabdoobi, if you want to learn English very well, come here. You will even talk to yourself in English!!! ... After a twelve-hour travel.. I've finally reached Vaasa. Thanks God, I still know who I am! A 21 years old freak!! hopes to achive something, for myself, my family, my people, and Islam. My friend offered me a beer, sorry, I can't, It's haram! I've met a guy with beard, I said assalamu a'laykum, and happiely I've recievied an answer: "wa 3alaykum assalam" The weather here is horribe, When I get out, I return back a snowman! I'm doing a project for ABB, a fluid circulating in pipe without a fan! I've finally found what ABB mean! "Ana Balawwin Bidan" An a** hole is supervising me, talking to him is a dialouge.. between sheeta and tarazan! I'm facing a lot of problems here, the food, the language, transportatioin, even walking! oh, I was about to forget, I'm seeing a lot of niswan! I hope I can handle that, preying 3esha every day in the mosque, and reading holy quran! But I'm really afraid tha people here start thinking; That guy is Qaeda! He is surely a Taleban! ... Oh damn, I have to pass by all these obstacles, destroy the barriers, and I believe that, in sha'llah, I can! This what I must do if, I wanna really be Haytham, and I wanna really be the man! This is not Nana's lonely, Shaggy's Angel, and not even eminim Stan! This is HM3:16's e-bull shit from Finland, Why do you call yourself 3:16 Haytham? Coz I knock a** holes right in the face every day, and I'm a big wrestling fan! I've put a sign on my room window sayin in Arabic: if you can read this, then get the hell in! al aan! I've spent a unique 3eed, away from my family, my friends, my lovers, no lahma to eat, not even 3ilbit zwan! oh by the way! one girl on chat told me not to say my lovers again, coz she used to use this word when she sleep with another man! I have to spend these boring Sundays doing something! what to do? what to do? Hey! I've got a plan! I wrote this bull shit and call it a poetry, wa hatha ma kan! Elbaba has phoned me from makka al 3eed morning, I also called my mother after preying al 3eed, I've cried like a baby when I've heard her voice! When she heard me crying, she told me: Be a man! Be a man! Ok, so that's it! The dots means some verses that were removed. I've added some verses to the original ones. And as eminim says: If you don't like my sh*t, then you can **** my ****!!!! oh, no I'll never put this in my site!!! That was the end of April 10th e-diary. Sorry for putting those uggly faces on my homepage, but this is temporary until geocities service become stable! And for April Fools Day e-diary update, soryy guys, and please don't take it personal! (especially if you send me an email saying: welcome back in the UAE) lol!! The guest book is still open for your signs! and I hope everybody has done well in the exams. And... c ya! (this update has a lot of, so called, poetry, so no need for it here this time!!) I miss you all, Haytham If you have any notes on this update please email me on [email protected] or just sign my guest book GUEST BOOK IN THE TOP OF THE PAGE and tell me what ever you like to say ! Do that EVERY TIME you read my update, please ? and I will enjoy reading it. Mon, April the 1st update: ( Last Episode!!) O guys listen to this, oh I can't describe how happy I am :), because I have finished working on my project and the rest can be done throagh contacting my supervisors in the polytechnique and ABB, I told Al Amiri about this and he told me that I can come back by the next week!! Halalloyaa!!! He told me that I can finish the remaining of my project at my home sweet home, UAE, wow!!!, by contacting Finland by mail, coz all what is left is just that they want me to write a paper( report) and publish it!! Cool ha!! O, I'm really happy, no, I'll fly from joy! Finally I'll say Good bye to this place, and I no more have to stay for, Oh No, 2 other months, that was really a nightmare!! However, Al Amiri told me that I have to continue the period, it really seems like in a jail !!, training in JAMCO. OK, no problem, I know that this means going to work at 7pm in the morning, which I'm not doing here, I can go when ever I like, but no problem, I'll be back at home and this is enough! this is for me like jumping from Hell to paradise!! Also, finishing a project here and doing another one in JAMCO, I think this is very good chance, and like hitting battekhtain, bshimmama wa7da !! But I still have some problems, the stuff that my family sent me and I've didn't recieve yet! I think I'll tell somebody to recieve them instead of me then resend them again! I also have to cancell alot of things that where all based on the fact that I'm staying for 4 months, Oh hamm winza7 3an sidri!!, so I'll be busy doing all these stuff this week, but, kollo yhoon fe sabeel seeing you soon!! I need also to change my booking, I'll book the nearest plane! immm, what other things do I whant to say, imm, because I'm very happy I forgot.. , o yes, o no, I'm not going to tell you about things that happened to me during the last two days coz this is really silly and I can tell them to you when I'm back home!! Oh, I have to cancel the rest of "Finish People" episodes. imm, I can think, just think!!, about writing them in UAE, no problem with that, I still have the memories in my mind! So that's it, that was the last e-diary that I wrote From Finland and I really hope that you enjoyed reading them during the last two months!! ( thank God not 4 !!). See you, Insha'llah in UAE, and don't forget to highlight the two lines between bye and Haytham! bye check the date of the e diary again please... have a nice April's Fool Day! Note: the fool here is most probably, the ass whole who, based on his own free will, decided to spend four month in Finland!!, so see ya after another two months then!! Haytham If you have any notes on this update please email me on [email protected] or just sign my guest book GUEST BOOK IN THE TOP OF THE PAGE and tell me what ever you like to say ! Do that EVERY TIME you read my update, please ? and I will enjoy reading it. Back To My Homepage Very Important Caution ! I do not, and will never, support neither the anti-religious nor the non-moral advertisements that would be demonstrated by the Geocities Ad Banner shown in the upper right corner of this page. The existance of this banner is a condition of my presence in GeoCities, so I can do nothing about it. You can remove it by clicking Close then Click X. Thank you . |
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