As noted in his Bio, Harold does not yet live in a house,
but if he did, this
is what it would be like.
This is the kind of house
Harold would like to live in.
Thick stone walls for those days
when you need to bang you head against
something really solid.
Not to mention wolfproof.
Two cats in the yard.
And the windows would
look like this.
But, alas, Harold languishes in his glen,
with only passing vagabonds and the statuary
provided by the decorators for company.
Home
Bio
Stars
Porn Parody
Bennie
Bennie's Friends
What is it?
�2000
All contents Copyright
2000 by Harold