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Religion |
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Do you realize that if you are a very religious person you shouldn't be reading this website? It is dangerous to your very soul. If, though, you aren't very religious, or not religious at all, it's ok for you to be here. That means I wouldn't hate you immediately if I were to meet you. A few people that I grew up with are excluded from the "I hate all Christians" statement, for old time's sake. For you it is hereby appended to "I am not in favor of the hate-filled path you have chosen for your life and strongly disapprove." |
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Locical Exercise
Assume, for a moment, that the cliched, oft-heard phrase "God Hates Fags" is true. While I hate that phrase more than almost anything else, I have put it on this site to present to you an original logical exercise that I doubt ol' Fred (Phelps, of www.godhatesfags.com fame) has come up with.
1. Premise: God Hates Fags
2. Premise: God does not play favorites.
3. Logical Assumption: God Hates Everybody
Which is very interesting, because one can use this to say that God, in his divine wisdom, hates whichever group you hate. And now, my new favorite slogan: |
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I am very much annoyed at people who rant about the blasphemy all around them. Goddamnit, if you don't like blasphemy, then don't hang around people who do it. Your reaction only makes us do it more. |
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excepting all my breeder friends |
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Heh, here's me in the afterlife. Mary tells me all the time that I'm going straight to hell... |
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Heh, because it's just funny. And an accurate depiction of the average priest's life. |
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This, my Christian friend, is a dinosaur. No matter what Pat Robertson says, they ruled the earth millions of years ago. Get used to seeing them because we're finding fossils of them all the time. Yes, even transitional fossils that pretty much prove evolution is true. It's only called a Theory because they haven't got all the kinks ironed out yet. The basic idea, though, is pretty much considered fact now. You lost, you morons. |
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Fun With Moses! |
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These religious parables pretty much give my philosophy about religion. They are all offsite, but totally worth the read. |
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Kissing Hank's Ass |
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Visit my Net Shrine dedicated to Tyche! |
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The Parable of the Insane Dog Breeder |
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The Watchmaker |
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Fred Wanted to Ski |
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"God's house? God doesn't live here anymore. He's grown weary of your superficial faith. He's turned a deaf ear to your lipservice prayers. He has abandoned you, his favorites, to the whim of judgement. Hypocrites, Charlitans, prepare to taste God's wrath... Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been judged as guilty of tresspasses against our Almighty God! And, this very day I assure you, you will all pay for your tresspasses- in blood." Ben Affleck, "Bartleby," Dogma |
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The Sledders and the Monk |
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The Physician and the Priest |
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Bible Scatology |
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The following are indicative of Jehovah's obsession with scatology, a sexual fetish involving bodily excrement. Jesus gets off on poo.
"that pisseth against the wall" (I Samuel 25:22, I Kings 14:10)
"that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you" (II Kings 18:27, Isaiah 36:12)
"And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight" (Ez 4:12).
"Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith" (Ez 4:15).
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces..."(Malachi 2:3).
"and do count them [but] dung, that I may win Christ.."(Philipp 3:8). |
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