Oh man, these things are waay too accurate for my taste. Take the Corporate Mascot Test at Willaston's Lounge!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/21/2001 09:45:49 AM

The Carolina Panthers are on track to break an NFL record, but it's not the kind of record you look forward to breaking. At this point about all we can do is hope that Detroit wins another game so we can get the #1 draft pick.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 07:46:38 PM

Senate Democrats stonewall and kill economic stimulus package. My sympathies to all the out of work people who will continue to suffer in the name of political posturing. You might want to keep this in mind the next time elections roll around.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 05:52:18 PM

If you're running Windows XP, you should patch it today! (This means you, Tex)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 03:42:20 PM

Speaking of northeastern enclaves of higher learning, some Yalie has written an article on the eternal debate - spit vs. swallow. As always, I'm just grateful, and don't really care what you do with it. And while you're down there, could you give me a penis reading? (I'm thinkin fire) (the preceding links were Channukah gifts from Mookie)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 03:06:30 PM

It was confirmed that yesterday was a big day for geeks when the MIT guys defaced the dome (the last time they did that was for Star Wars).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:58:16 AM

Ever wonder what the word dork really means? Well this page is not much help. More useless sex trivia can be found here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:43:55 AM

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, poppin a cap in yo ass........
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:37:20 AM

Why I don't date strippers. Well, that and restraining orders.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:34:35 AM

I have a much cheaper and simpler way to accomplish this, just drink Jack Daniels. I went out with a bunch of people last night, and the table was spinning quite nicely by the time dessert arrived. I also managed to check off three or four of these over the course of the evening.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:33:25 AM

World's Funniest Joke? Well it is funny, but I don't know about world's funniest.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/20/2001 09:31:37 AM

Having been a sailor, and knowing how they operate, my first thought at reading this headline was that they were using the kids as footballs.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/17/2001 10:42:12 PM

Hmmm my last Christmas party for this year is Wednesday.............I'd better get busy!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/17/2001 10:40:01 PM

Although the idea is titillating, getting inside some girl's pants online is not as fun as you'd think. Mostly, it's dark in there.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/16/2001 10:53:35 AM

Have too many beers last night? Is that burrito not sitting too well? Well fear not, thanks to space-age technology, you can now fart with confidence! This is way more important to civilization than those silly scooter things.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/16/2001 10:39:50 AM

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