Wanna be famous? Come up with some good XBox hacks. Or Bigmouth Billy Bass. Whichever. (p.s. I guarantee that the phrase "XBox hacks" will send my search engine hits soaring)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/7/2001 03:09:35 PM

Looks like I'm about to become a snowboarding fan........
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/6/2001 02:52:06 PM

Florida judge does the no-pants dance and uses the Ramones defense - "Somebody Put Something In My Drink!" No word yet on whether or not she's a Kennedy.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/6/2001 02:23:11 PM

Great letter from Afghanistan.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/6/2001 02:19:22 PM

Hey I always thought it would be cool to be Harvey Keitel!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/6/2001 02:04:09 PM

According to FoxNews and Mookie, the refrigerator repairman look is coming into style. As a devoted butt man I'm all for it....you might want to add this to your beauty regimen though.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/5/2001 11:03:38 PM

Stupid Yahoo Tricks: Messenger's newest bandwidth-saving feature is to condense all PMs to the single digit "1". So now instead of your PM window being crowded with things like "stop stalking me you perverted freak!" or "I think my husband's onto us" you get a nice, easy to read "1". Conversations should now be much more efficient, not to mention shorter. Thanks, Yahoo!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/4/2001 09:25:59 AM

Speaking of stealing, I spent some time this weekend fooling around with Morpheus, one of the Napster replacements that's floating around. It seems to be a good one. Added lots of good tunes to my Mojo Nixon and Pogues collections.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/3/2001 08:38:55 AM

I guess I'd better give 3bruces a plug, since I'm stealing all their links. Thanks, guys!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/3/2001 08:32:58 AM

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Dr Kananga. I enjoy tarot readings, growing drugs, and throwing people to hungry crocodiles. I am played by Yaphet Kotto in Live and Let Die. Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/3/2001 08:29:09 AM

Tu me peles le jonc. Sunny had better look out now that I've learned how to be mean en Francais.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/3/2001 08:23:38 AM

This is IT? More important than the Internet? Change the world my ass. Maybe change the world if you're an urban treehugger. For a real technology breakthrough look here. Hey Santa, any chance you can have a Windows version done by Christmas??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/3/2001 08:03:59 AM

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