Well I just realized that we need a new poll so I'm taking down the dick one while I work on another one. Any ideas? Send em to me. By the way it was very inspiring to see that the vast majority of you would, if given the chance, be the best dick you could be. Check the results of that poll here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/1/2001 10:14:25 AM

I first linked to Missy's E-Mail Joke Archives back in April, and she's still going strong. Definitely some funny stuff there, so I'm adding a full-time link over yonder too.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 12/1/2001 10:06:43 AM

OK here's one for the ladies - N'Sync's got nothing on these guys. YATTA YATTA YATTA! (fast connection and Windows Media Player recommended)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/30/2001 11:56:14 PM

Hmm I got a link from this blog Monday, apparently as a way for her to remember how to get to my page. What a good idea! I think that the "no clue" means that she has no clue how she got to my page lol. Thanks for the link, Lisa......
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/29/2001 06:07:15 PM

Man, I searched for a reckless stripper for 15 years before I finally gave up. The difference is my reckless stripper was one who took you home with her, not one who kicked people in the head.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/29/2001 05:54:43 PM

Now, how do they know that the respondents to this poll were actually teenage girls? Cause in the average Yahoo chat room, 73% of the teenage girls are VBScripts, 16% are middle-aged women using their daughter's picture, 7% are men who think it's fun to be a teenage girl in chat(don't ask me), 3% are law enforcement officials, and the remaining 1% are actual teenage girls who will actually get you put in jail. So the moral here is - don't talk to teenage girls unless you're one too.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/29/2001 05:52:38 PM

Here's another case of nekkid rights being threatened...........I'm behind you, witches!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/28/2001 02:35:52 PM

My motto has always been "you can't put a price on a good time". Cheers!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/28/2001 02:30:19 PM

"... you are our fists to smash their mouths, and our teeth that rip off their throats. People in America want you to bring hell, fire and damnation to those sorry SOBs who did that to us. When you come home and march, you should swagger.''

Today's quote comes from David Keith, who said this to the guys on board the USS Roosevelt when he was over there visiting. You may remember David as the dead Okie in An Officer and a Gentleman.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/28/2001 09:17:58 AM

A fighter jet flew over Charlotte yesterday and it made the news.....it was pretty loud, I knew exactly what it was when I heard it.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/28/2001 09:14:36 AM

Yet another victim of cell phones and alcohol........no mention of Chick-Fil-A sandwiches tho.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/26/2001 06:46:38 PM

AAAAHHHH!!! I'm blind! Guess I can scratch her off the list of women I want to get freaky with, even though my chances are probably skyrocketing right about now. Can you say Dana Plato? Scroll down at your own risk!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/26/2001 01:33:53 PM

Guys, do you miss the prehistoric days of electronic gaming? Well good news, they've brought back the original handheld game, Mattel football! I got mine at Wal Mart the day after Thanksgiving....it's pretty true to the one that I had back in 1977. The only differences I can see are that it has a harder PRO2 setting, and there's a switch to turn the sound off so you don't have to disconnect that wire under the battery compartment to play in class/at work/in church etc. Eat your hearts out!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/25/2001 05:06:27 PM

While I was driving around over the holiday, I saw a guy doing a crossword puzzle while he drove down a four-lane highway. This madness must stop! I call on all the forward-thinking governments that have outlawed talking on cell phones while driving to enact anti-crossword legislation ASAP. And unless they want blood on their hands, the New York Times needs to put a no driving warning on the Sunday crossword immediately....to hesitate would be criminally negligent.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/25/2001 04:32:33 PM

OK I'm back....new poll to take up yonder. I am still tallying the votes on the goatee's fate........it's a close one, we're gonna have to recount the Florida votes. I'll let you know how things turn out. Hope you had a great holiday and didn't kill any in-laws or lose any fingers. Wisecracking will re-commence directly.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/25/2001 03:56:29 PM

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