Well I'm off to the Heart of Dixie to give thanks.......and y'all are one of the reasons I should be thankful - love ya, mean it! Don't forget to cast your goatee vote above. I will probably not be able to update until I get back Sunday. Till then, enjoy the time off, eat and drink as much as you want, and be thankful and proud that you live in the greatest nation in the world!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/21/2001 08:31:46 AM

Call me crazy, but it seems to me that a rifle butt to this guy's teeth before he got down the escalator would've saved about 3 zillion wasted hours in the Atlanta airport last Friday, and would've been completely justified. Hmmm.... I wonder if it's too late? I sure hope he has an unlisted phone number.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/20/2001 06:18:45 PM

While I was stealing links from 3Bruces, I came across this glimpse into the female mind. There's some really good info there, guys.....I figure the site will be shut down soon for revealing classified information in the war of the sexes.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/20/2001 07:10:38 AM

Well no big surprise there. Take the Affliction Test Today!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/20/2001 07:06:03 AM

As far as I can see, the only thing that this proves is someone's love gravy got splashed around at some point in time.........you can beat it just by having sex with your wife/girlfriend/SO all over the place - in the car, on the kitchen table, behind Kato's bungalow.......spread that semen all around. Your pad will show up as purple as Prince's pleated pantaloons, and you're off the hook!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/19/2001 04:41:05 PM

Man, the voting is neck and neck as to whether I should shave off my chin pubes. I'm gonna leave it open till after Thanksgiving and make my decision then, taking into account your valuable input. You can vote once a day, and remember, your vote counts! (well, unless you're a guy)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/19/2001 02:55:06 PM

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