I've found a good place to take out your repressed instincts to commit murder. The only problem is that at some of the places it's hard to pick just one person to kill. This site boasts one of the few existing net pics of Chaka, by the way.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/17/2001 05:41:15 PM

Had to remove the FilePile link, looks like they've taken the site private.....a victim of their own popularity. Or maybe they're just selfish jerks, who am I to say??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/17/2001 02:22:06 PM

Speaking of dumbasses, when I heard about the Atlanta airport thing I knew immediately that it was gonna be something like this. A Georgia fan.......big shock there!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/17/2001 09:44:13 AM

Unlike my colleague Mookie, I for one believe that it is our right as Americans to drive around in our SUVs with a cell phone in one hand, and a Chick-Fil-A sandwich in the other, while we flip through the CDs looking for a bootleg copy of Mojo Nixon's BoDayShus (his finest work, btw). And if you're a woman, put on some mascara while you're at it. Unless it's icy - in that case turn around and yell at your kids instead. I believe that cell phone problems are caused, not by cell phones, but by cell phones being misused my dumbasses (same situation as cigars, alcohol, hookers, cigarettes, cocaine.....I could go on for days). Well good news, cell phone hatahs! Send the next five dumbasses you encounter here for some much needed training.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/16/2001 12:54:59 PM

The best part of this story isn't about Barbie, it's the guy's name - Wingo Wong. Names don't get much cooler than that.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/16/2001 12:40:20 PM

The real must-see TV tonight was Let's Bowl on Comedy Central. You gotta love a show that decides who bowls first based on the number of NASCAR drivers that they know. And Lisa and Amanda, the Pin Queens, have got some nice curves going on........I'm betting they'd be mighty fun if you could get them out in the parking lot between frames, if ya know what I mean.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/15/2001 11:04:41 PM

Did you watch the Victoria's Secret special? It was comedy genius! For an entire hour, these bony little pale women walked around in their underwear and tried their best to shake the place where their ass would be, if they had one. Most of the time they looked really pissed off, I guess they were hungry. It was definitely safe for prime time, there was nothing sexy about it.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/15/2001 10:58:27 PM

Are you old enough to remember the Iran Hostess Crisis? How about Franklin Eleanor Roosevelt?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/15/2001 12:39:28 PM

Fergit hell......with a twist.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/14/2001 08:28:14 PM

Just how drunk do you have to be to hit on Jose Canseco's date? Why not just dodge traffic on the Interstate for fun?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/14/2001 07:06:01 PM

Today was one of those great days that come around every once in a while.....I got to visit with some special friends, bonded with the family, and basically spent the day floating around in a cloud of contentment.......it was probably one of the best days I've had since Labor Day weekend. I used to take days like today for granted, but I don't think that will happen again anytime soon. Cherish the people you care about, and be thankful for the people who care about you, and realize that the time you have together is something precious. We now return you to our regularly scheduled cynicism and wit.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/13/2001 11:56:01 PM

Well the Taliban's on the run, and here's the real reason why. No word yet on how this will affect the Ramadan Bombathon......it may have to be moved to Iraq.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/13/2001 08:55:18 AM

Speaking of Pennsylvania, I want to welcome the newest (and sexiest) blogger on the block, the lovely and talented Miss Boostay, who's page is called Moose Trax for some reason. She got tired of waiting for me to post all the funny stuff she found on the web and decided to do it her own self. Her hobbies include EBay and looking really, really good nekkid.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/12/2001 08:25:08 AM

I know I haven't updated in a while......I was trying to crash Mookie's wedding but I got sidetracked somewhere in Pennsylvania and before I knew it I was back in Natchitoches, Louisiana, naked, hungover, and confused. But now I'm back and the doctor says I'll be fine once the rash clears up. How're you guys doing?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 11/12/2001 08:20:40 AM

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