I HEART U! rub my belly this one's for Tig Keyser Sose or Lester Burnham? I'm a happy boy!
Hard Times
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OK sports fans I'm off to south Georgia for a fun-filled weekend of network installation! Hopefully I'll be able to do some updating from there, but if I don't you'll know that I couldn't (or didn't). If you're in Georgia drop me a line, I've got plenty of beer to go with that mmm mmm yummay barbecue they got down there. Have a good one!!


Best of luck to Mookie as he tries to move, get married, and find a new job all in the same 2-week period. Just remember that hard times don't last, but hard people do!


I had an MRI done today and the scan of my brain was a real eye opener.


The Reverend Howard Finster passed away last week at the age of 84. He was one of the best known "primitive folk" artists of the past 20 years. You probably haven't heard of him, but you might recognize his album cover art for the Talking Heads and REM. If you ever get to north Georgia, you might want to check out Paradise.


RALPH!

Don't forget to keep your pumpkins out of the tequila this year.




Real-life chat room ho's - right here in NC!! (Friends of yours, Cutie??)


Atheist elephants cause major mayhem!


Take SuperFriends, pro wrasslin, and Hustler magazine, throw em in a blender, and you'll get a heapin helpin of sooperhero.com, "Bringing Superheroine Fantasies to Life!" Ultragirl's pretty hot, but I think I'm in love with Wonderstar (who could use a Wonderbra). So many superheroines and villains for only 20 bucks a month!


Guess what? Every OS still sucks. Oh, and so do Yahoo Messenger and Cheeta Chat. The key to happiness is learning to accept that.


All you Peter Pan fans out there will be glad to know he's found his Tinkerbell. It's even a girl! Who woulda thought?


The Onion's looking out for you with some Halloween safety tips.


Looks like you'll be upgrading your OS after all, citizen.


Wonder Twin powers, activate!


BOO!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL! No that's not me, I'm a butt man.




Gene Hackman is still tough at 71!


Love thy neighbor, Arkansas style.


Betty's also put up a guide on how to spot a terrorist.


Good news for crackwhores!


Big news here - PANTHERS SUCK!


Wow, judges in Ohio sure have strange ways of getting their jollies.



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