Well it looks like my Internet connection at home is shot for the weekend (which sucks for soooooo many reasons I can't begin to get into it), so who knows if I'll get any updates on this weekend. Hang in there, I'll do my best! Go read Mookie or something.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 03:37:52 PM

The real reason I was busy this week is that I've been asked to help as a consultant on a top secret project in the war on terrorism.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:57:54 AM

I heard this on the radio a couple of weeks ago and finally found it on a web site (Ted Nugent's, should've known). Special thanks to Busty, our morale and propaganda editor.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:47:51 AM

Any guys in the market for a little skinny pale woman who used to be married to a short homosexual? Don't everybody rush up at once.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:44:35 AM

Quote of the week - "We've had a lot of Navy wives coming in here to get their computers fixed".....gee, I wonder why?? What this article doesn't tell you is that most of the women prowling the bars in Bremerton are already married to sailors. Um, at least that's what I heard when I was stationed there.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:41:31 AM

If you can't afford rehab, here's something you might want to try.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:33:53 AM

Think you're a geek? Got no life? It could be worse.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:32:29 AM

Baby, you light up my ventral striatum.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 09:29:04 AM

A thousand apologies for this week's lack of updates. See, what happened was, I was driving home Monday and I gave one of the neighborhood girls a ride home from the bus stop (the 17 year old with the pink hair and halter top) and she asked me if I could run her by the liquor store to buy some cigs, and well, one thing led to another and the next thing I knew I was waking up in the back seat of the Hardmobile in Natchitoches, Louisiana with like 15 empty Jose Cuervo bottles and a pierced nipple and it was Thursday. Anybody got an Advil? How about a good lawyer?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/12/2001 08:50:55 AM

Krispy Kreme donuts - they're that good.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2001 02:34:35 PM

Bad news for Dittoheads - Rush Limbaugh just announced on his program that he's going deaf. He expects to be 100% deaf within a month, but intends to keep doing his show with help.....probably no more call-ins though. Read about it here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2001 01:21:33 PM

Happy Thanksgiving to all you damn Canadians. Have a good one, eh? And Happy Columbus Day to all you Columbians too.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2001 11:38:25 AM

Some of you may have gotten error messages saying that I'd exceeded my traffic allowance blah blah blah, it's a combination of some pic files being too big and being linked to from some very, um, popular profiles. Just try again later. And if you want to see the airplane pic that I posted Friday, I moved it, click here. It's amazing that Yahoo/Geocities can't handle more than 15 hits an hour to my site, but manages to shove all those huge ass Flash ads down the pipe every time I try to check my mail.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/8/2001 08:38:25 AM

The only thing worse than being stationed in the Middle East, miles from home with no female companionship, is being stationed in the Middle East and having a Spice Girl show up and run around half nekkid.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2001 11:14:27 PM

What's more annoying than all those pushy porn sites? Pushy fake porn sites, that's what. (thanks to hard times porn columnist Christine)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2001 11:11:30 PM

If you're one of those annoying companies that sends out tons of spam e-mails using forged domain names, be careful whose domain you forge, cause if you pick the wrong one they may hack your ass.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2001 11:07:53 PM

GAME ON!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/7/2001 11:04:06 PM

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