If you're contemplating gettin your drunk on this weekend (at the race, maybe?) be sure and read the warning labels first.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/5/2001 06:10:02 PM

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/5/2001 09:31:50 AM

Today's gratuitous J-Lo pic comes courtesy of The Onion.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2001 09:56:14 PM

This story makes you look at the term "scab labor" in a whole new light......eeewwww.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2001 09:52:47 PM

More naked old ladies in the news. You go, gramma!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2001 09:50:59 PM

God save the Queen! And I thought all the Big Mouth Billy Basses went to trailer parks.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2001 09:49:02 PM

Run for your lives! It's Mr. Ding-A-Ling!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/4/2001 09:24:46 PM

OK apparently the WTC tourist pic is the new All Your Base and the new place to show off your L33t Photoshop skillz. (NOTE: This poor SQL server is getting pounded so you may have trouble getting in.....be patient.)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/3/2001 10:45:50 PM

While I'm on the topic of stumpy guys and the babes who love them, here's more evidence.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/3/2001 10:37:32 PM

According to Jim. Drew Carey. Guys with beer bellies surrounded by gorgeous women. ABC has captured my life perfectly on Wednesday nights!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/3/2001 10:32:19 PM

I had the weirdest dream the other night.........I was purple and I was in Brazil.......then I turned into Burl Ives in that Here Comes Santa Claus thing.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/2/2001 10:31:12 PM

Tom and Ray select the ultimate gay and lesbian cars! Don't drive like my brother!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/2/2001 10:28:45 PM

The Calcutta Cock Pic Project. That explains all those Indian guys in the chat rooms.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 10/1/2001 09:53:18 PM

Grumpy old models and the men who grope them. (thanks to hard times legal correspondent Busty)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/30/2001 01:52:58 PM

Here's a word for all you "pacifists" out there who think we should lie down and give peace a chance - "You are saying, in fact: I believe that it is better to allow more Americans -- perhaps a great many more -- to be murdered than to capture or kill the murderers."
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/30/2001 11:01:07 AM

May I have your attention, please? The orgy in Rio has been cancelled. Thank you. On the bright side, some New Zealand grandmas are letting their freak flag fly.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/30/2001 08:50:03 AM

It's nice to know our Northern borders will remain secure.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/30/2001 08:45:29 AM

Do the Osama dance! It's not as sacreligious as the Jesus dance, but Jesus has better music. (Yo, turn your sound down if you're at work)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/30/2001 08:42:14 AM

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