I just got this important message from Busty, make sure to pass it on and do your part:

"The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house and dance around naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your patriotic efforts, and applauds you. God Bless America"

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/29/2001 10:26:10 AM

Hey what do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer and a crooked politician? Apparently you get bad journalism.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/28/2001 03:57:53 PM

Guys, are you having a little trouble figuring out what's what "down there" on your lady friends? Well you know we're not gonna ask for directions, but now you don't have to! Click here for a wearable map of paradise! Just remember to buy it for her, it's awkward to read when you wear it yourself.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/28/2001 03:09:49 PM

Tommy Tomlinson wrote a good column for today's Observer about getting to know each other.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/28/2001 10:59:07 AM

I was able to procure a pic of one of the new top-secret air marshals that will be used to keep our skies safer. (Thanks Sunny)

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/27/2001 11:24:10 PM

As some of you already know, I'm a semi-closeted geek, even to the point of playing Asheron's Call occasionally. It was on an AC page that I found a link to Kwip's site, where he expresses the feelings that I had in the days following September 11th better than I possibly could. I had thought about putting all my thoughts down, but now I don't have to. Just go read this.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/27/2001 10:01:18 AM

Unbelievable. Say it ain't so, GM!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/26/2001 01:07:37 PM

If you need to laugh your ass off (and who doesn't right now), get over to The Onion, they are back with a vengeance.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/26/2001 09:21:58 AM

I came across this pic on filepile that I was 99% sure was Photoshopped, but was interesting nonetheless. See the reasons it's definitely fake here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/25/2001 07:13:14 PM

I considered going off on Bill Maher last week when I heard about his idiotic comments about the terrorists, but Republican Chick has done a much better job. And while we're talking military, all you single ladies still have an opportunity to support your country if you act quickly!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/25/2001 06:43:43 PM

Man it is a gorgeous day here, fall is my favorite time of the year. Today is the first day since "that Tuesday" that I've felt anything near normal. I'm sure that there will be more bad days to come, so we all should probably take advantage of this lull in the action.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/25/2001 01:33:56 PM

I took this survey to help me find the drug that was right for me. Hash and marijuana were heavy favorites, with crystal meth coming in a distant third. However, I did notice that alcohol wasn't included in the possible outcomes. Another selector said that the perfect woman for me was Jennifer Aniston. Well duh! Now we just have to convince her!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/25/2001 12:20:48 PM

Finally updated the archives link, so you can go back and relive your favorite hard times moments from the past couple of months.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/25/2001 11:31:51 AM

3Bruces has collected some good pro-US/anti-bin Laden cartoons here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/24/2001 07:02:25 PM

The girls of the web are stepping up to show their patriotism, among, um, other things.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/23/2001 10:56:05 PM

Sports are back with a vengeance! The high point of my weekend was when the showboatin, cheap-shottin FSU Seminoles came to Chapel Hill and got a can of whoop-ass opened on them by the Tarheels. Everybody knows Florida State joined the ACC so that they could be the bully in football, it was nice to see one of the little guys put it on em. Another high point was Little E winning at Dover. What's more patriotic than NASCAR, Budweiser, and Chevrolet? Nothing.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/23/2001 10:32:10 PM

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