Do you have nightmares? What about? Mine usually involve giant clams and beachballs chasing me down a beach, tryin to steal my hot dog.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 10:07:01 AM

What Would Jesus Drive?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 09:52:11 AM

Hey, speaking of beer.... I sure do love those twins!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 09:43:39 AM

Hey I was on a radio call-in show yesterday. They were discussing this guy, and I called to say that he has as much right to have children as that nut job Anne Heche. I was kidding of course......I don't think the guy should be in prison, they should've hung him long ago and saved the taxpayers some money.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 09:32:46 AM

Sorry I've been a slacker on the updates, just never got around to it. As my fan base swells into the teens, I know that I have to get more serious about working hard on the entertainment extravaganza that is hard times. I promise to do better.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 09:14:52 AM

ACK! What a week! I'm glad it's finally over! Some of the low points:

-It's been a week since I had skyscraper sex, so I'm jonesin pretty bad.
-The previously mentioned bet is off, and the loser (no, it wasn't Drew Carey) is mad at me (one of those deals where you can't defend yourself cause you didn't do anything). Anyhoo, you know who you are and I'm sure that you'll read this, so listen closely - the bet is off, our friendship is way more important, quit bein silly!
-I miss the jacuzzi tub that I had in my luxury hotel suite last weekend.
-I have to spend next weekend in Wisconsin working. I did a little research and came up with some reasons that people love it there. Please note that there's no mention anywhere of wet t-shirts, NASCAR, or barbecue. Man cannot live by beer alone you know, that turns you into Canadians.

Well, at least I have football to comfort me during this troubling time. And if any of you ladies out there are feelin sorry for me, you know where to send the nekkid pics.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/8/2001 08:40:25 AM

WOOHOO! What a weekend! And there's still a day left over! So many high points, here are a few:

-Got to sit on the second row (free tickets!) to watch the Panthers beat the Browns - and the weather was just about perfect
-Won a HUGE bet on the afore-mentioned game (no, not money...let's just say my payoff will be in the e-mail soon)
-Had sex (no, not by myself; yes, it was with a woman) in a conference room on the 26th floor of one of the bank towers downtown - the outside wall was all windows, what a view!
-Had dinner at one of those little frou-frou artsy restaurants, which is usually not a good thing, but the steak and martinis were actually pretty good there

I hope you all had a great holiday and avoided the local police checkpoints. Now we just have to make it till Thanksgiving!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 9/3/2001 12:06:00 AM

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