OK I'm headed out for a couple of days to celebrate my anniversary with wifey. I leave you with this poem, which was on my sister's refrigerator the day of her wedding, written with those little magnet words:

I celebrate the day with my sweet naked honey; we dance, drink champagne, and spend all our money

Have a good one, folks!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/31/2001 12:19:35 PM

According to these guys, I'm worth exactly $1,554,830.00. Maybe I should put myself on EBay. Unfortunately, the average is $1,933,042.00, I guess I've depreciated some. (Thanks for the link Boostay!)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/31/2001 12:16:56 PM

Happy Labor Day, here's to all the hard workin folks who helped make America what it is today. Enjoy a beer, a hot dog, and the official start of FOOTBALL SEASON!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/31/2001 08:05:35 AM

Don't hate Bunky cause he's gay. Hate him cause he's a whining, crying dishrag.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/30/2001 09:56:19 PM

I think I figured out where all this Canadian nekkidness came from....looks like the French brought it over with them. Vive la nekkidness! (Howdy Sunny!)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/30/2001 10:54:26 AM

Need a hat for your Siamese twins? Look no further! Only 6 bucks, better hurry!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/30/2001 10:45:12 AM

Word on the street is that the G-Spot is a myth......I don't know if it is or not, but if you ladies ask nicely, I might show you my Y-Spot. It's an area that, if stimulated properly, makes me Yahoo! just like the commercial.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/29/2001 09:30:57 PM

The lovely Miss Boostay sent me a couple of cam links devoted to two beloved pastimes - smokin and drinkin! Take the poll at beerlovercam if you're a butt man, the boob guys have a slight lead........and to the 10% who said they noticed eyes first, I say "YEAH RIGHT!".....who the hell are you trying to suck up to anyway??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/29/2001 09:26:27 PM

In the end, nekkid will always triumph over uptight! What is up with all these nekkid Canadians? Maybe they know it'll be too cold to go without clothes in a week or so. Even though I'm a huge nekkidness advocate, I'm thinking this Canadian should've kept his long johns on.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/29/2001 09:20:54 PM

The annoying thing about this article is that there's no link to buy the video!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/29/2001 03:43:56 PM

The Yahoo! profile of the week, along with the pic and quote of the week, can be found right here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/26/2001 09:27:19 PM

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