Wok it to me baby! Chopstix is a good source for Asian cooking recipes and ideas. And if you're lookin for love, you can check out the Chinese Love Calculator (since you're gonna ask anyway, it's April 23, 1962, sweetie).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/24/2001 09:59:01 AM

Whether you're a paper MCSE or a mossbacked old BOFH who remembers when 32K of RAM was a lot, ThinkGeek is the site for all your smartass t-shirt and hyper-caffeinated beverage needs.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/24/2001 09:48:52 AM

OK Asian Bastard is now something else (grazie mille to Mookie)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/24/2001 09:40:10 AM

Happy Birthday to Blogger, who turns 2 today, which is coincidentally also the birthday of a very important girl in my life, who turned 8 today.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/23/2001 06:13:43 PM

Housecleaning news - the asian bastard and saleeby links are gone cause they, um, retired I guess......hey, better to burn out than to fade away!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/23/2001 06:05:39 PM

Trouble in trailer park land.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/23/2001 06:01:20 PM

WOOHOO! Score one for the nekkid side.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/23/2001 05:59:31 PM

Hmmm, who can we replace Donny and Marie with?? File this under bad ideas. Oh and here's another - "She is the kind of person who can get our message across to young people"......um, what the hell is the message???
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/22/2001 06:43:03 PM

Those nutty doctors. I'm not sure which is funnier - what he did, or the ironic fact that his name is Dingman.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/22/2001 06:41:23 PM

Got a manager? Show some love!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/22/2001 09:03:42 AM

This blatant example of the oppression of nekkidness just burns me up.....we gotta unite to preserve the rights of nekkid people everywhere!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/21/2001 06:53:08 PM

I wonder if they have computers in Sweden? It sounds like an interesting place, maybe I should move there.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/21/2001 06:13:33 PM

Despite what the hospital spokesman said, this guy is never gonna have a "normal sex life".
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/21/2001 06:11:15 PM

Happy Birthday to the thong. Let's see em, ladies - help me celebrate!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/20/2001 07:28:51 PM

While I was in Alabama, I got to hang out with Big Pussy at the smoke shop my brother-in-law runs. Turns out he's not dead, he's just selling cigars!

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/20/2001 10:31:24 AM

My buddy Mookie has spent a good bit of time lately test driving computer operating systems. The process goes much easier if you watch this informational video prior to beginning your quest. Here at the times we use Windows cause we're lazy, but we keep some FreeBSD boxes around for the occasional L33t H@xx1nG project. However the coolest hacking OS I've played with is Trinux. It fits on a floppy, and leaves behind no trace of whatever mischief you might have done on any machines. While I'm on the topic, if any of you ladies out there need your ports probed, drop me a line - I'm here to help!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/20/2001 10:22:49 AM

Well I'm back from Alabammy, but class starts back tonight, so who knows if I'll keep this thing updated....keep checkin back tho!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/20/2001 10:12:38 AM

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