The King is dead, long live the King.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/15/2001 11:20:36 PM

OK hard fans, I'm headed to Alabama for a few days for some family stuff......y'all behave and go say hi to Mookie while I'm gone. If you're extra nice, I might even send you an update or two from the Heart of Dixie.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/15/2001 11:18:44 PM

I need to fly more.....I can't believe this method of making the waiting go by faster didn't occur to me before. And I'm gonna take some English people with me wherever I go, sounds like they get nekkid at the drop of a hat. Does this mean I'm a cam hooligan??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/15/2001 08:21:16 PM

As I'm sure all of you know, one of the three kings (Elvis, Budweiser, and Richard Petty) passed away on August 16, 1977 in Memphis, Tennessee at the age of 42. If you can't make it to Graceland to mark the anniversary this year, you can light a candle and sit in front of your computer.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/14/2001 10:49:09 PM

Maybe once they get the cloning thing going Italian women won't be too busy for sex anymore.  All I know is they must not have counted any Italian-American ladies in the survey, cause all the ones I know are out there tearin it up!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 08:32:01 PM

UPDATE: YIKES! Aimster chick revealed! She's only 16, I don't wanna see her booty any more. Her dad must be one proud pimp. By the way, if my updates suddenly stop, you'll know that the kiddie porn police heard my Aimster chick comments and locked me up. Hey how was I supposed to know she was 16??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 03:37:35 PM

Y'all keep an eye on Mookie....he's trying to run Linux on his computer.  In no time his blog will turn into this big rant about how Bill Gates is the devil and we all need to be editing config files.  Well either that or he'll dump it after he sees how crappy most sites look in Netscape.  DISCLAIMER: Netscape is owned by AOL Time Warner, and the ownership of hard times hates AOL worse than they hate Jeffy Gordon, so the opinions expressed here may be slanted.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 03:28:45 PM

After I'm gone I want to be recycled and come back as Beer Can Bob. That guy has all the fun!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 03:18:06 PM

Memepool pointed me to this very cool compendium of censored cartoons.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 03:12:47 PM

Well they either replaced the Aimster chick or did some serious PhotoShop work on her......she's kinda hot but I gotta see that bootay before I make the final call.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 8/13/2001 03:06:53 PM

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