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Theodrid, son of Theoden
The Very Secret Log of Theodred, son of Theoden
Day 1: Dad says he's sending me out on patrol again. Wrinkly old basterd probably just wants to be alone with that new personal assistant...What's his name? Something tongue? *shudders* Maybe patrol isn't so bad.
Day 2: Dad got me a new horsie! He's big and brown and his name's Brego and I love him! I get to ride him out on patrol tomorow! YAY! I have the best job ever!
Day 3: Whee!!
Day 4: Riding, riding, riding. I like horsies!!
Day 5: Still riding.
Day 6: Think I am beginning to develop saddle sores.
Day 7: Ow.
Day 8, 9, 10: Ow, ow, ow.
Day 11: Ambused by orcs. Lost horse. Seem to have recieved sucking chest wound...
Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow.Day 13: OW
On bright side, was rescued and got to sit with Eomer on his horsie. Am beginning to think horsies not so bad when you get to share!Day 14: Got back to Edoras. Everyone all concerned about sucking chest wound, completely ignoring the saddle sores. Hello? SADDLE SORES!
Day 15: Dad won't come and see me. Bastard. Heard he looks like hell.
Day 16: Have decided I hate horsies.
Side note: died last night.Day 17: On the bright side, am now incoporeal. No more saddle sores!!
LATER:
I got a pretty funeral. There were flowers and torches and Eowyn sang, yay! Wish I could have gone...ah well.Day 19: Have just realised I didn't get any lines. Not even a groan! How the hell did that happen??! I am the son of the King!
Am quite put out.Day 20: Ran into someone calling himself Boromir son of someone-or-other. Told him I didn't get any lines. He said he didn't care, then went on about some pervy hobbit-fancying necrophiliac stealing his accessories, then giving him a bath.
Boromir quite creepy, actually.Day 21: After meeting that Boromir chap, have decided eternity is probably better spent alone.
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