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Boromir, son of Denathor
The Very Secret Log of the late Boromir son of Denathor
Day 1: Dead. On the bright side, Aragorn kissed me.
Day 2: Dead. What the HELL kinda sad excuse for a funeral was THAT?! They put me in a boat and CHUCKED ME OVER A WATERFALL! And that pervy hobbit-fancying necrophiliac Aragorn STOLE MY BRACES!! If I wasn't dead, I would KICK HIS NON-KINGLY ASS!! Not to mention the pansy elf and his pet rat--I mean, dwarf...
Day 3: Dead.
Day 4: Dead.
Day 62: I'M STILL DEAD! But I'm not bitter...
Day 63: I miss cable...Especially the Naughty Bad Hobbits Channel...
Day 69: Heh heh heh...
Day 70: I miss Merry. Or...Was it Pippin? Well, maybe both.
Day 71: And I deffinitely miss the ring.
Day 72: Being dead deffinitely has it's disadvantages. No wine, no women, no song...And I can't wank any more! I'm incoporeal! *pouts*
If I had balls, they'd be blue...
And blue's not my colour!Day 78: Met Theodred, son of Theoden today. He was quite upset that he didn't have any lines. Well, he'll get no pity from me! He got a decent funeral, with flowers and singing and a procession...I died to save those furry-footed midgets, and what do I get? My braces jacked from my cold, dead body and being TOSSED OVER A GOD DAMN WATERFALL!!
not bitter...Day 79: Still not bitter...
Day 102: GOD DAMN IT I'M BITTER!!!
Day 104: You know, for once in my life, I envy Faramir. I mean, he gets to hang out with Frodo and Sam (and I heard he even got to tie them up! But...uh...I don't care...) and, well...he's not dead. I mean, I was SO the better-looking brother (not to toot my own horn...ha!), and being the favorite's GREAT when you're alive, but...Now that all seems kinda pointless...
Aragorn | Legolas | Boromir | Frodo | Sam | Gandalf | Pippin | Merry | Gimli | Theodred | Theoden | Eomer | Eowyn | Faramir | Denathor | Gollum/Smeagol | Arwen | Elrond | Saruman | Sauron | The Ring