This is a conversation with a random JMU male who I looked up on AOL, enjoy

JMUdamn I am gay: :-*   (this is supposed to be a kissy face)
AQuartier: hi
AQuartier: who is this?
JMUdamn I am gay: how are you?
AQuartier: i'm fine
JMUdamn I am gay: really?   that's good :-*
AQuartier: um. nice screen name
JMUdamn I am gay: thanx sweetie
AQuartier: no prob... who is this?
JMUdamn I am gay: Todd Jinkins
AQuartier: do i know you, todd?
JMUdamn I am gay: I go to JMU, I live in Eagle
JMUdamn I am gay: maybe you will soon :-)
AQuartier: ha
JMUdamn I am gay: ha?
AQuartier: how did you get my screenname?
JMUdamn I am gay: I looked up "Tony is a sexy man"   
JMUdamn I am gay: and you "popped up" (It's true)
AQuartier: of course
AQuartier: so who is this?
JMUdamn I am gay: I told you...Todd.....who else would it be?   (He isn't very bright apparently)
AQuartier: how do you know my first name?
JMUdamn I am gay: gay man intuition 
AQuartier: you're making a pretty big assumption
JMUdamn I am gay: but it's apparently right sinse you asked me
AQuartier: asked you what?
JMUdamn I am gay: how I knew your first name
AQuartier: why did you lie to me about your name?
JMUdamn I am gay: what are you talking about?
AQuartier: you said your name was todd jinkins
AQuartier: and you lived in eagle
JMUdamn I am gay: yes....and it is.....
JMUdamn I am gay: and that is incorrect because?
AQuartier: no one goes to jmu with that name (yes, the ass is checking up on me.  What a freak, haha)
JMUdamn I am gay: I just transfered sweetie
AQuartier: right.  where from?
JMUdamn I am gay: from W&M   I live with Beau Hays now  (Just some random guy who lives in Eagle)
JMUdamn I am gay: you checkin' up on me?   O:-)
AQuartier: yes
AQuartier: i would like to know how you know me?
JMUdamn I am gay: I just looked you up....is that ok?
AQuartier: on aol or aim?
JMUdamn I am gay: Aim
AQuartier: well what did you want to talk about, todd?
JMUdamn I am gay: just wanted to chat....tell me about yourself
AQuartier: why don't you tell me about  you, you seem to know some things about me already
JMUdamn I am gay: I just know your name and that you're older than me  (oops, I messed up there...his age was only on AOL but I told him I looked him up on AIM)
AQuartier: how do you know that?
JMUdamn I am gay: you live in hillside?
AQuartier: hillside is a freshman dorm
JMUdamn I am gay: oh, then I'm mistaken, I looked you up in the phone book....isn't your last name Quartier?
AQuartier: but yes i live in hillside
JMUdamn I am gay: oh ok
AQuartier: i find it very odd that you're not on the jmu webpage
AQuartier: it searches the registrar records
JMUdamn I am gay: do you know Elizabeth Sweenie? (A random girl from the phone book who lives in Hillside)
AQuartier: no
JMUdamn I am gay: I don't know
JMUdamn I am gay: why are you checking up on me so much?    you don't believe me?
JMUdamn I am gay: so what are you doin' up so late?
AQuartier: i'm always up this late
JMUdamn I am gay: do you know Warren Heede?
AQuartier: i'm just curious as to how you found my screen name
AQuartier: yes i know him     (haha, he's just another guy we looked up in the phone book)
JMUdamn I am gay: oh....really?   he's a sexy bitch

AQuartier: are you fuckig kidding me
JMUdamn I am gay: what?  no....
AQuartier: i think he should kiss kara on the lips (what the hell?)
JMUdamn I am gay: what does that mean?
JMUdamn I am gay: he has a g/f?  :'(
AQuartier: no
AQuartier: but he should... kara
JMUdamn I am gay: oh....kara who?
AQuartier: i don;t know her last name
AQuartier: she's some little blonde
AQuartier: they give each other special looks
AQuartier: they are smittin with one another  (haha, what a fruit)
JMUdamn I am gay: oh....sounds like competition
AQuartier: hey todd, clue phone... it's for you (LOL, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone say)
JMUdamn I am gay: and I thought we had something :-(
JMUdamn I am gay: are you ok?    that sounded pretty stupid
AQuartier: no i'm fine
AQuartier: how do you know warren?
JMUdamn I am gay: class
AQuartier: let's go back to how you know me
AQuartier: my info isn't available to anyone
JMUdamn I am gay: I don't...I just looked you up
AQuartier: how?    (Damn, this guy just won't give up)
JMUdamn I am gay: AIM!!!  and the phone book
JMUdamn I am gay: I looked up spanish guys
AQuartier: i'm not spanish
JMUdamn I am gay: it must've been in your profile then 
AQuartier: it's not  (It was)
AQuartier: whatever
AQuartier: so is your screenname your confession of diversity to the world or are you just being an ass?
JMUdamn I am gay: no....I'm just damn gay
AQuartier: i see
AQuartier: well thank god i'm open-minded
JMUdamn I am gay: open anything else for me?  :-*
AQuartier: are you fuckin kidding me?
JMUdamn I am gay: maybe.....
AQuartier: let's hope
JMUdamn I am gay: :-*
AQuartier: when someone tells you that they are open-minded... they are probably trying to say that, perhaps, they don't care if you're gay... but it's not their preference, and that you shouldn't assume so
JMUdamn I am gay: just askin...don't bite my head off    (I couldn't help but use the sexual reference)
AQuartier: okay
AQuartier: why don't you have a profile?
JMUdamn I am gay: does open minded include people that are Damn Gay?
AQuartier: sure
JMUdamn I am gay: cuz you wouldn't believe how flaming I am
JMUdamn I am gay: like a bonfire
AQuartier: are you proud of that?
JMUdamn I am gay: I am Damn Proud of my extreme homosexuality    (hahaha)
AQuartier: i see
AQuartier: and how does your roommate feel about that?  what was his name again?
JMUdamn I am gay: I mean you have to be hardcore if you got the G.A.I.D.S.
AQuartier: gaids?
JMUdamn I am gay: Beau?   he's open too...
JMUdamn I am gay: Gay Actions Immune Deficiency
AQuartier: interesting downplay on aids
JMUdamn I am gay: thanx
AQuartier: that was sarcasm
JMUdamn I am gay: well I'm goin' to bed...can I put you on my buddy list?
AQuartier: sure  (haha, fruit)
AQuartier: who's your ra?  (I can't believe he's still checking on me....he can't win)
JMUdamn I am gay: really?  ok :-)    goodnight

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