How many of you honestly went to the porn links first? It's ok...I have to admit that I did too. But anyway, I'm glad that you made it past the Bea Arthur page to join us. This shanty's mission is to promote Ham awareness, respect, and admiration.
We hope you enjoy.
"Hey J.T. you're page sucks."
"Yo punk, I'm gonna kick your ass for that stuff you said about me--better watch your back after 3rd period."
"Hey Carl, I'm a 24 year old gay male from Branson, Missouri. I saw you're page and I think you're hot."
"Hey Mitch, dude, I saw Wendy the other day...she was at the mall with some other guy, I don't know what to do anymore, all I do is think of her 24/7. A guy at school gave me a bottle of sleeping pills today--I think I could really use someone to talk to. IM me or something when you get back--I don't know how much longer I can take this."
But everyone's been bugging me to update, so don't blame me...
February 23, 2003
Added/Updated Spring 2003
Irreplaceable memories from the old Hamshanty