Alright folks, I've actually gotten a lot of good feedback about the conversation pages and have had numerous requests for more to be added. Now that I have you all hooked on my evil schemes I figured I might as well go and give you what you want. But I have to warn you, this conversation isn't really like the other ones. Apparently a lot of guys here at JMU are gay or I'm just "lucky" because I can always find 'em. Anyway, I just wanted to warn you because some of this stuff is pretty gross and I don't really want to offend anyone who may be reading. Remember that I did this not intending to put it on the internet, but for my and my suitemates entertainment. I seriously have no problems with homosexuals, but let's face it, it's kinda funny.
BDog: but what made you IM me looking for a hook up? (Oooook?)
jmuWeeweeToucher: I'm not sure...just liked your profile
jmuWeeweeToucher: how experienced are you?
BDog: somewhat
BDog: how many have you been with?
BDog: are you gay or bi? (LoL)
jmuWeeweeToucher: only 1
jmuWeeweeToucher: gay (Was that a good answer? Hell, I don't know...do gays normally have a lot of partners?)
BDog: was he here?
BDog: how far did you go? (Oh God...what a freak, but then I'm the one who's pretending to be gay, haha)
jmuWeeweeToucher: pretty far
BDog: ok, that means... (Yeah, I don't know either Padre)
BDog: anal? (Hmm, should I really go with that? Sure...why not)
jmuWeeweeToucher: well...yeah
jmuWeeweeToucher: you?
BDog: never done anal
BDog: haven't wanted to with any of the guys i've hooked up with (yuck)
jmuWeeweeToucher: how many guys have you hooked up with? (Logical question right?)
BDog: 9 (Uhhh)
jmuWeeweeToucher: how far did you go?
BDog: blow jobs, kissing, 69s that stuff (Why the hell did I ask that? I had nightmares that night after this conversation)
jmuWeeweeToucher: wow, nice
jmuWeeweeToucher: how can I contact you?
BDog: thats what i'm into now, and i'm good at it (Oh my God)
BDog: you've got my email address
jmuWeeweeToucher: oh ok
jmuWeeweeToucher: you must be good at it :-*
BDog: i get around :-) (Oh my God)
jmuWeeweeToucher: are you just messing with me?
BDog: what do you mean?
jmuWeeweeToucher: like, just kidding about all the stuff you've said
BDog: umm, no
BDog: why would i? (damn, I wish he had said yes)
jmuWeeweeToucher: I don't know...nevermind
BDog: ok then...
jmuWeeweeToucher: so...you wanna "hookup" sometime?
BDog: i dunno if i'm still hooking up (Thank God...the World will be a much better place)
BDog: i'm totally against the random hookup thing
jmuWeeweeToucher: why is that?
BDog: the impersonality, emptiness afterwords (Haha)
jmuWeeweeToucher: oh, I understand.....I was with my guy for 6 months (Yeah, he was damn sexy too)
BDog: there you go, thats different
BDog: well, get intouch with me sometime (Hell no)
jmuWeeweeToucher: oh ok..I will (Hell no)
BDog: see ya
jmuWeeweeToucher: I need to go soon though, got an early class...cyah
jmuWeeweeToucher: hey
BDog: hello...
jmuWeeweeToucher: how are you?
BDog: good, you?
jmuWeeweeToucher: not bad
BDog: do i know you?
jmuWeeweeToucher: can I touch your weewee? (Think I was coming on a little too strong?)
jmuWeeweeToucher: you will soon
BDog: who is this?
jmuWeeweeToucher: if you let me touch your weewee (Yeah, definitely too strong)
BDog: um, are you a guy or a girl?
jmuWeeweeToucher: I'm definitely a guy
jmuWeeweeToucher: :-* (The kissy face just doesn't have the same effect on here)
BDog: ok, do you have a pic?
BDog: how old? (Hmmm, interesting....)
jmuWeeweeToucher: 18
BDog: pic?
jmuWeeweeToucher: hmmm, maybe...hold on
jmuWeeweeToucher wants to directly connect.
BDogJMU's software can not handle your request.
jmuWeeweeToucher: yeah, I have one
BDog: ok
jmuWeeweeToucher: what address should I send it to?
BDog: um, this one
jmuWeeweeToucher: @aol?
BDog: yup (Well I'm gettin' weirded out...how bout you?)
jmuWeeweeToucher: ok, hold on...I have to upload it
BDog: k
BDog: ...
jmuWeeweeToucher: ok, sent....I'm not sure if it attatched though'
BDog: hang on
jmuWeeweeToucher: oh, I'm hangin'.... (Haha)
jmuWeeweeToucher: do you have a pic?
BDog: no attachment
jmuWeeweeToucher: hmmm, ok...hold on
BDog: k
jmuWeeweeToucher: ok....sent (Don't worry, I didn't actually send him a picture of me...I'm not that dumb, haha)
jmuWeeweeToucher: do you have a pic?
BDog: no, no pic
jmuWeeweeToucher: tell me if you like mine :-*
BDog: honestly i don't think you're my type...do you go to jmu? (Maybe because I'm a guy?)
jmuWeeweeToucher: yeah....I live in shorts
BDog: ahh, a freshman (Fresh meat?)
jmuWeeweeToucher: yep....where do you live?
BDog: huntersridge
jmuWeeweeToucher: nice
jmuWeeweeToucher: so why am I not your type?
BDog: how experienced are you? (Uhhh, gross)
BDog: what made you IM me?
BDog: still there...? (He sure is impatient. I guess he doesn't know that I was harassing other people at the time as well.)
jmuWeeweeToucher: not very experienced
BDog: so why did you IMme?
jmuWeeweeToucher: I read your AOL profile
BDog: uh huh
jmuWeeweeToucher: why? is that ok?
BDog: no, its fine
Well, I'm not really sure what to think of this conversation. Was it funny at all or just mean and disgusting? Anyway, just tell me what you think in my guestbook or something and I'll act accordingly.