I'm warning, men be wise
In choosing your girlfriends take my advice
There is a lot to lose
For much depends on the one you choose
You like happiness, comfort in life,
unity and a peace loving wife?
But that can only be
if you observe my philosophy.
|: [Now if] You want to be happy, livin' a king's life,
never make a pretty woman your wife :|
All you gotta do is just what I say
Then you will be jolly, happy and gay.
So from a logical point of view,
you better love a woman uglier than you!
Well, a pretty woman make her husband look small
and very often cause his downfall
As soon as she marry there and then she start
to do the things that would ache his heart
And when you think that she's belonging to you
Boy, she's calling somebody else "Doo doo".
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
you can be sure you'll be happy in all your life
For she would never do tings in a funny way
to allow the neighbours to have anyting to say
And she wouldn't disregard her husband at all
by exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul.
Now, one ugly woman give you your meals in time
And always try to make you happy in min'
At nights when you lay down in your cozy bed,
she will coax, caress you and scratch your head
And she'll begin to love you like a little babý
and call you sweet names like "sugar daddý".