Mike Gilliland

The stripper takes it off

I don't pay to talk 
I just came to see a show
Though it's costing me
twenty bucks, you see.

I've drank all my beer 
I’m sure that she’s drunk, too
Nothing more today 
No more cash to pay.

The stripper takes it off 
The bouncer’s big and tough
Beside the big brass pole 
she also bares her soul.

I was near the stage, 
getting a good view there
I figured I was close, 
catching all her clothes.

Music’s nice and loud, 
touching’s not allowed here
You’ll be out the door, 
if you try to score.

The girls may throw their bra 
The patrons stare in awe
And somewhere way up stage 
someone’s in a cage.

The stripper takes it off (takes it all off)
Her breasts look nice and soft (nice and bouncy)
She shaved it all down there (under where)
Some guys like it bare (no pubic hair)*

But when she does her act, 
the place is always packed
Some guys get aroused 
Most are way too soused.

I will take a chance 
and get a table dance,
loosen all those straps 
and wiggle on my lap.

The judges will decide (yes they decide)
Which girls they really like (gets them most hard)
Spectators of the show (drunken horndogs)
blowing all their dough (tens and twenties)

Candy is on again (Candy is hot)
I like the way she bends (like a pretzel)
I just can't get enough (no, not enough)
The stripper takes it off (takes it all off)

I don't pay to talk 
I came to see them nude
And she’ll never quit 
She’s come to shake her tits.

I apologize 
If I sound like a perv
Boobs, buns, bush and thigh 
Now you can see why, when you see:
Instrumental (The stripper takes it off... la la la...)

Yes, the stripper takes it all off
See her shaking all of her stuff
Skimpy g-strings, frilly lace things
Girls and beer, I’ll be back here...

*Ich hätte fast geschrieben: Das hatte anno 2008 schon sooo'n Bart... aber das wäre irgendwie unpassend gewesen, denn hier geht es ja um glattrasiert. Also stelle ich nur ganz nüchtern fest, daß Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson darüber schon Jahrzehnte zuvor gesungen hatte.

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