Kevin Bloody Wilson

Shave your muff (Video)

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff
Grab my dick and whip the whole thing off
Though the thought is rather scary
I don't like them when they're hairy
Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff!

[Shave your beaver!]

Even though it's been so very long
To shave it all off*, I think, would be wrong
Can't I leave a little strip
to match the hair on your top lip?
You won't notice when I wear my thong.

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff
Though you think I'm being rather tough
You can use my nose hair trimmer
or my Black and Decker strimmer
Shave your muff, my darling, shave it off!

Darling, I will do it just for you,
just because you really want me to
- You know I will love you double
- What about when I've got stubble?
Then my muff will look a lot like you.

**Shave it for that pubic hairy stuff
Chop the (...?) naughty way enough
Drop it down a little more
You'll (...?) all but more
Shave your pubic hair there fully off!

La la la...

I can't wait to hold and kiss you
- I think you would take a [censured]***
- Shave your muff, my darling, shave it off!

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff
- Ooh, you know that I will
- Use the razor or that Emex stuff
A pair of scissors to trim the fringe
My blow jobs will singe your binge
Shave your muff, my darling, shave it off!


*Das ist "clumsy" wegen der Betonung. Besser wäre: "To shave it off completely would be wrong."
**Leider fehlt ausgerechnet diese Strophe mit den unverständlichen Passagen in der - textlich kaum veränderten, aber besser gesungenen - Neufassung, so daß ich sie nicht von dort übernehmen kann.
***Da paßt eigentlich nur "piss, too".

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