Kevin Bloody Wilson

Shave your muff (Video)

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff
Grab my dick and whip the whole thing off
Though the thought is rather scary
I don't like them if* they're hairy
Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff!



Even though it's been so very long
To shave it all off**, I think, would be wrong
Can't*** I leave a little strip
to match the hair on your top lip?
You won't notice when I wear my thong.

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff
Use the razor or that Emex stuff
A pair of scissors will trim your fringe
My blow jobs will singe your [zensiert****]
Shave your muff, my darling, shave it off!

Darling, I will do it just for you,
just because you really want me to
Now you say you will love me double
But what about when I've got stubble?
Then my muff will look a lot like you.

Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff!
Though you think I'm being rather tough*****
You can use my nose hair trimmer
or my Black and Decker strimmer
Shave your muff, my darling, shave your muff!

La la la...

I can't*** wait to hold and kiss you
I think you would take a [censured]******
- Shaved my muff, my darling, I shaved my muff.

You shaved your muff, my darling, I mean you shaved your muff
You took my bid, you whipped the whole thing off
Now look at that, there's no hair on it
Looks like a Volkswagen beetle vomit
Shaved your muff, my darling, you shaved your muff.

*Im Original stand "when" statt "iff".
**Das ist "clumsy" wegen der Betonung. Besser wäre: "To shave it off completely would be wrong".
***Britisch ausgesprochen, also "kant"; im Original sang er/sie es amerikanisch, also "känt".
****Da paßt nur "binge" - und im Original war das auch noch nicht zensiert.
*****Manchmal kann ich die Kritiker der englischen Schriftsprache schon verstehen: Wie kann es sein, daß sich "...uff" und "...ough" gleich aussprechen?!? Aber mit einer vernünftigen Rechtschreibreform ist wohl zu meinen Lebzeiten nicht mehr zu rechnen.
******Da paßt eigentlich nur "piss, too".

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