What is a "pastiche"?
its a special time in a boy's life....
Why is the world "a sinkin'"?
Climate change. For further information consult your meteorologist.
Who is "Lizzy"?
Who isn't she?
What is a "3" phone?
"its not a phone its a toy" (L. Adler).
Who are you and what you doing in my house?
How do I get to Ormond College Joint Theological Library?
Melways Ref. 666 M13
questionnaire
AGE:
- 18-34
-over the hill
-26 going on dead
-I no longer subscribe, too
left wing.
OCCUPATION:
- Personal trainer to the stars
-website programmer
-Dora impersonater (available
for weddings and barmitzvahs)
-Document shredder for the CIA
- Professional gambler
CRIMINAL HISTORY:
Have you ever commited or been
charged with the following offences (please tick)
- possesion of narcotics
- purgergy (includes lying and
all webs spun herewith)
- Stalking, making harassing
phone calls or gathering classified information
-hunting in a national park
- driving without a seatbelt
(you bloody idiot)
-public display of nudity.
NATIONALITY:
-Equatorial Guinean
- Guinean
-Chadian
-Heathan evil-doer terrorist
nationality.
- Citizen of the world
- Hungarian (you wish)
EDJUMACATION:
- Bachelor of marine biology,
with a major in fishdom.
- You dont need to go to
university to be a dental hygenist.
- Bell tuning classes at Ormond
Theological Semminary.
- All I know about life i
learnt from my dog.
ANUAL INCOME:
- $$$
- Whatever people throw into my
cup.
- What I finds, I keeps.
This site was last updated 07/22/04